OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
Saucer Smear EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Vince Ditchkus

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 53, No. 10
November 20th, 2006
(Whole Number 396)

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


SMEAR IS GETTING BETTER THAN EVER, OR AT LEAST WE THINK SO

Why is "Smear" getting better, you might ask? It's because we are no longer at the disadvantage of not being on the cursed Net! ("Smear" is available there, thanks to Steve Mansee, who does all the work.) Now, our esteemed new contributing editor Vince Dttchkus sends us dozens of Net items every month, from which we choose those we like best. There's always more than enough good stuff to easily fill eight pages. Previously, fans sent us occasional Net items, but never in quantity or on a regular basis.

So - if there's an "X" after your name on the envelope in which you received this issue (or even if there isn't!), we would greatly appreciate a renewal of your non-subscription. "Smear" will alsys run at a financial loss no matter what you do, but we try to keep the loss within reason.

Please make checks or money orders payable to the editor by name, and may the Space People (if any) bless you! We also accept cash, gold coins, stamps, Euros, or whatever else you have handy.

One final note: Your humble editor, though doubtlessly immoral, is nevertheless not immortal. At age 75 we have to start thinking about the Succession, if any. The late Karl Pflock expressed interest, but now we are in touch with an intellectual/academic type fellow who seems really enthusiastic about taking over the "Smear" desk when the time seems right. We will tell you more about him - including his name - in a near-future issue of this zine.

Merry Xmas to all of you - friend and foe alike; and as we try to remember every year at this time, our warmest memories go out to the late, great Gray Barker, wherever he may be now.


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS

THE 2006 NATIONAL UFO CONFERENCE (NUFOC) HAS BEEN CANCELLED
THUS COMETH THE END OF AN ERA!

We have just learned that the 43rd NUFOC, scheduled for December lst-3rd in San Diego, California, has been cancelled by Lisa Davis, who is currently the executive director of that organization. She now states that she plans to hold a convention in San Diego in December of next year.

Unfortunately this breaks the series of annual conclaves that began in Cleveland, Ohio way back in 1965. The founders were Rick Hilberg, Allan Greenfield, and the late Al Manak. Your "Smear" editor was chairman from 1971 until he turned the reins over to Ms Davis two years ago. Through the years, he was a speaker at every convention but one.

Last year's convention in Hollywood, California, lost a great deal of money, but Ms Davis seemed enthusiastic to try again. Personal problems including a "messy" divorce may have intervened. Unfortunately Ms Davis changed the intended dates and location 3 or 4 times in the course of this year, began publicity late, and sent out contradictory informa- tion about the con! No wonder it seemed headed for disaster when she finally threw in the towel.

We wish Ms Davis well, but if there really is a December 2007 convention, we don't think it should be considered part of the NUFOC series. All good things must come to an end, as they say. We will attend, however, if invited.


NEWS BRIEFIES


PRESS TIME TIDBITS

Your humble editor is currently in the process of MOVING. We will still be in Key West, and our mailing address will remain the same. Also the phone numbers, hopefully ....

A leading seller of UFO books, DVDs, etc. is planning to sell back issues of "Smear", covering the past twelve years. During those years the zine has been available free on the Net, but at a very obscure site. Our new contact is named Tim Crawford, and he works out of the legendary hippie town of Venice, California. More details about this later...

Finally, we hear that John Keel, the very well known Mothman expert, is recovering from a heart attack. We have no details at all, but we sincerely wish him well.

There's no winner, but here are some of the results cf our Crazy Cartoon Caption Contest (C.C.C.C.), which we announced two issues back. In the text below, first comes the author, then the caption. (Our sincere thanks to ace cartoonist Matt Graeber for this!)

Left cartoon:
Al Crapp: "An aging Air Force WWII veteran testing Colonel Corso's Time Machine".
Rod Brock: "I say we make this asshole into the next Roswell Incident".>br> Steve Dunn: "No, Joe, I didn't see anything and you didn't see anything. Over & Out!

Right cartoon:
Carson Palmer: "Yes, I agree that the alien autopsy film was in poor taste, but how can you be sure that's Mom on the table?"
Rod Brock: "How long have you had this feeling that you've been....abducting people?"
Al Crapp: "I don't know why Hopkins, Jacobs and Strieber make us out to be the bad guys all the time. We don't write the bad abduction books and make the royalties!"


LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR

VARIATIONS OF THE 1947 ROSWELL INCIDENT I-BEAM
By Miller Johnson

#1. The Roswell Incident has great potential of never being solved to the extent that makes it acceptable to all those who are interested. Variations of the hieroglyphic emblazoned I-Beam still clouds an indisputable conclusion. Up until 1994 only a rough appearance drawing by Dr. Jesse Marcel Jr. had been published, based on his memory as an eleven year old. I decided to create an I-Beam Replica that could be displayed in the UFO Museum. A three-way telephone conversation ensued between Kent Jeffrey in Atlanta, me in Albuquerque and Dr. Marcel in Helena. The I-Beam Replica plan was initiated. Dr. Marcel provided all the specs on the I-Beam, including colors of the Beam and its symbols. Following Dr. Marcel's specs, seventy different symbol designs were required to fill the 15' I-Beam length. Kent shipped an aluminum I-Beam to me. Using Dr. Marcel's rough drawing as a guide, I created 70 different symbols and applied them to the 1-Beam Replica in the correct PMS color. When Dr. Marcel examined the Replica that I had shipped to him, he said; "It gave me goose bumps and took me back to 1947 when I held the original in my hands". He gave it an enthusiastic "thumbs up" approval.

#2 The second variation did have symbols, but only six that were repeated over and over again. The unclassified purpose of this project was to develop constant-level balloons for meteorological purposes. This variation was what later became known as the MOGUL BALLOON, a classified project that was used to determine if Russia had nuclear capabilities. Without getting into the scientific nuances of the project, MOGUL was launched from Alamogordo in June of 1947 with radar reflectors to track its location. These reflectors incorporated the use of a one inch width white tape, manufactured, by an east coast toy company with the repeated symbols mentioned above. Regardless of what was on the tape, it met government specifications for the job. These symbols were a pinkish-purple, PMS 224 as remembered by Charles B. Moore, professor emeritus of physics at New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology in Socorro, NM. Professor Moore and Author, UFO Researcher, "Karl T. Pflock" both came to the conclusion that what rancher Mac Brazel discovered on the Foster ranch was indeed the source of the Roswell Incident itseff. This variation cannot he construed as an I-Beam, but it did have symbols of a like color.

#3 The third variation came to my attention by an AD in the UFO Store's catalogue offering another version for sale by the Jesse Marcel Family. I was.shocked to see such an AD in print and on the Internet. The next day, Saturday April 28, 2006, I made a call to Dr. Marcel to ask him about this new Second Generation I-Beam for sale by the Marcel Family. This new version was black with a different symbol color and a vast reduction in symbol q,an!ity. Dr. Marcel replied that this new Second Generation I-Beam was his son, J's idea. "But do you agree with it?" I asked. Dr. Marcel graciously replied, "No I do not", and further said that the original version he and I had created was the correct version, and he planned to stick with it. Shortly thereafter the New Version that had appeared for sale on the Internet had disappeared along with the printed catalogue.

So, what conclusion can be drawn from the above variations? We can start by eliminating #3 as a contender. The remaining two contenders will more than likely always he contenders. The Believers, those that believe an Alien craft actually crashed in the New Mexico desert, will declare #1 as the winner. The non-believers will contend the MOGUL BALLOON offers a realistic answer to what happened near Roswell in July of 1947.


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