Saucer Smear

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 52, No. 3
March 25th, 2005
(Whole Number 379)

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041

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MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS:


Pflock Ptalk - THE MAKING OF A SAUCER FIEND

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

As I recounted a couple of columns back, I was hooked on saucers very early in life. During the summer of 1958 or '49, when I was five or six, I was reeled in by a story about the discovery of a crashed flying saucer and the bodies of its crew.

My father was interested too, in an open-minded but hardheaded way. Pop ordered saucer books for me through his bookstore, and we speculated about what UFOs were and, if they were real, where they were from and why they were here. We never missed the latest science fiction films, many featuring flying saucers and their usually malevolent operators. Then there was the 1956 docudrama "UFO", which I sat through three times one Saturday afternoon.

In the summer of 1951 or 1952, my dad and I and two of my friends and their father saw a UFO, or what I'm sure would have stacked up as one if our sighting had been investigated. Full Story, next column.

I devoured all the serious UFO books and diligently studied magazine articles about saucers, pro and con. One article, "Have We Visitors from Space?" in the April 7, 1952, Life, had me saying "Yes!" - as did a 1954 special issue of the thinking kid's comic book "Weird Science-Fantasy", in which the intrepid editors issued "A CHALLENGE TO THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE!" demanding it "TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT THE FLYING SAUCERS".

I also read not-so-serious saucer tomes, whose authors told of their contacts and space travels with golden-haired Space Brothers and shapely Space Sisters. I even attended a lecture by a woman contactee whose name I no longer recall (Dana Howard?). Yawn... I found the contactees photos of Venusian scout ships and such interesting- and fantasized about the Space Sisters (whee!). But I simply couldn't take the yarns seriously, as much as I wanted to.

Along about 1957, a couple of friends and I determined to get the U.S. Air Force to TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT FLYING SAUCERS. We figured we would do better if we didn't seem to be kids. So we founded the National Committee for Investigation of UFOs (NCIUFO). Much to our disappointment, but not really to our surprise, all we got were releases from the air force press desk, with saucer-report and case "solved" statistics and the usual rhetoric. We also cranked out a couple of newsletters, but lost interest when we were unable to generate enough paying subscribers to cover the cost.

A few years ago, Robert Todd discovered that the air force seems to have taken us seriously, at least as a nuisance. NCIUFO, "Director - K. T. Pflock", was among the pesky UFO organizations listed in two late-fifties classified air force intelligence staff studies. It would have been exciting to know this at the time, though it probably wouldn't have mattered much. Earth girls had by then pre-empted the Space Sisters in our youthful affections. But saucers were in my blood, like malaria...

OF MICE AND MEN - A WORD FROM OUR ESTEEMED CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:

My "mysterious, affliction is mysterious no longer. On February 11, I was diagnosed with ALS, Lou Cehrig's disease. There is no cure (yet) for this inevitably fatal condition. Most ALSers shuffle off this mortal coil three to six years after diagnosis, though a good proportion carry on for ten years or so, and a few much longer (physicist Stephen Hawking has been living with ALS since the 1960s). I'm in the care of Dr. John Chapin, an ALS expert at the University of New Mexico School of Medecine, in a program conducted in cooperation with the Muscular Distrophy Association's ALS Division. I will soon begin participating in a clinical trial of a drug that has been very effective against ALS in laboratory mice. Let's hope it works as well or better in humans. If not, my backup plan is to become the first recorded case of spontaneous remission. (MJ-12 and the Elders of Ufoology won't get rid of me this easily!) For those interested in learning more, etc., here are two websites, http://als.mdausa.org and http://alsa.org.


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