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SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 51, No. 6
June 15th, 2004
(Whole Number 371)
OUR FIFTIETH YEAR!

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MEXICO AIR FORCE VIDEO CREATES UFO STIR

The Mexican Air Force has released footage of what are said to be eleven invisible unidentified objects that harrassed one of their drug surveillance planes over the eastern part of that coun- try last March 5th. The story reached the Net, and was seen at least twice very briefly on CNN television around May 15th. It is not clear what caused this delay.

The objects in the night sky were invisible to the eye, but were seen on radar and were photographed with an infrared surveillance camera. At one point they seemed "intelligent", in that they changed direction and surrounded the plane that was chasing them. In the video, the objects appear as blobs of light that hover or dart about, sometimes moving into a cloud. These weird events apparently went on for quite awhile, as the video released by the Mexican Air Force is about fifteen minutes long, including commentary.

Unnamed scientists are trying to solve the case as being "gasses in the atmosphere". No details are provided. At the very least, this is obviously an exceedingly rare type of atmospheric phenomenon! Or, it could well have been a squadron of new stealth strike aircraft operating from the U.S.A.

Our only problem with this sighting is that the man promoting it is Jaime Maussan, a Mexican journalist and UFO enthusiast who has lectured many times in the United States. (He was recently booked at Pat Marcattilio's last convention, but couldn't make it.) Maussan appears to be a "true believer", and in the past several years he has been linked to many UFO videos from Mexico - some of which were of very dubious validity. But since he was only involved in the publicity for the present sighting, not the making or analysis of the video, we will assume that the case is authentic.

"This is historic news," said Maussan. "Hundreds of UFO videos exist, but none have had the backing of the armed forces of any country. The armed forces don't participate in frauds." (Credit: Denis Corey, Gene Steinberg, and others.)...


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS


EDITORIAL

Throughout the years, most UFO researchers have been strongly of the opinion that our government knows a lot more about the subject than they are telling, and thus, if the government released all of its information we would probably have proof of interplanetary spacecraft.

We have never believed this to be the case. In the early 1950s, the government fretted that UFOs might be a threat to national security, and once they determined this was probably not the case, they tended to lose interest. The media attitude toward the subject is not because of government censorship, but because superficially, UFOs lend themselves to ridicule; because there is never any final proof; and because more urgent things are always going on!

The media attitude reflects the public's attitude. Most people do have a mild interest in flying saucers, but especially in this country, our thinking is dominated by career and other monetary considerations. Since there seems to be no urgency about it, the UFO subject is relegated to an intellectual pursuit - only important to a handful of intellectuals and to the relatively few people who have had personal experiences. There is, in general, no motive to pursue the subject vigorously.

Especially since 9-ll, our focus is on survival. Just a few weeks ago, when a UFO appeared on radar near Washington, D.C., the government took it very seriously for a short time; but once it became clear that there was no threat, the matter was forgotten!

We of "Smear" strongly believe there is a genuine scientific mystery here, probably not involving visitors in 3-D interplanetary spaceships. What it does involve, we do not know; but science is advancing so rapidly that someday - maybe as soon as the next few years - an objective solution will emerge. In the meanwhile, the subject will remain irrelevant to everyday life for most people.

Perhaps "Smear" too has become increasingly irrelevant, but we intend to press on!


BIZARRE BOOK REVIEW

In its own unique way, "UFO Warning" is arguably the best flying saucer book ever written - not so much for its unprovable content, but for the way it captures the ufological paranoia of the 1950s. (Bender, of course, was an important part of this syndrome.)

The author of "UFO Warning" is John Stuart of New Zealand, who once headed a group called Flying Saucer Investigators. The original publisher of the book is our late, great friend Gray Barker of Saucerian Books, Clarksburg, West Virginia. Though the events described are from the early 1950s, this volume - now reprinted by Tim Beckley of Global Communications - did not see the light of day until 1963.

Says Barker in his introduction, "If the struggle with Satan were easy, the muscles of the angels would be flabby"; This sets the scientific tone!

Beckley's contribution is only on the back cover, where he proclaims in huge type, "FORCED INT0 SEX ABOARD A FLYING SAUCER". This is not accurate, however, as the heroine of the narrative, named Barbara Turner, was actually forced into Sex while alone in her bedroom. There were thirteen invisible creatures involved, though only three of them participated in the rape, we are told.

John Stuart joined the New Zealand Flying Saucer Investigation Society in 1953, intrigued by several of his own UFO sightings in his earlier years, but within six months he was "expelled in disgrace" for misusing the organization's stationery. He then formed his own group, which consisted only of himself and Barbara - though (GASP!) John was married at the time and living with his wife! This research group - or relationship - lasted till December, 1954, at which time they dramatically CLOSED their Files!

But, for awhile there, John and Barbara were getting together almost every night, discussing flying saucer sightings and theories into the wee hours. (Sure!) There were "Warnings" that Barbara might be in physical danger from "Them", but this valiant couple pressed on.

Then one evening they saw a "loathsome, hideous, evil, disgusting, horrifying" creature about eight feet tall. Barbara seemed ready to succumb willingly to its sexual advances (see illustration), but for some reason the monster abruptly departed. Another night, some time later, it (and twelve other Beings) apparently returned for the rape scene already described. Barbara ended up with scratches on her lovely body!

Nowhere is it explained what kind of work John and Barbara do, if any. The only thing mentioned is that John was once in the military, and we suspect that this must have had some adverse effect on his Nerves!

Illustrations, such as the one on this page, are by Barker's friend Gene Duplantier, who is alive and still living in eastern Canada.

There is much MORE to this story, but it's better if you find out for yourself! BUY this RARE collector's item, at a special price to "Smear" readers of only $25. Send to Global Communications, Box 753, New Brunswick, New Jersey 08903. And keep your EYE out for invisible monsters! (Shudder, gasp, etc!)


Pflock Ptalk - BIGFOOT IS DEAD! (Part 2)

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Greg Long's book "The Making of Bigfoot" (Prometheus, 476 PP., $25), all but demolishes the credibility of the iconic 1967 Roger Patterson film of a loping female Bigfoot. In the process, the leading Bigfooters who swear by the flickering frames take major credibility hits (or should).

Long establishes beyond any doubt that Patterson was an utterly unreliable character. By itself, this doesn't make his film a hoax. But link it with the clear evidence that, rather than being a less than credible guy who just happened to innocently get lucky, Patterson had been attempting for some time and in various ways - including shooting film for a "documentary" - to make his mark and fortune as a Bigfoot hunter-investigator. Now the odds of a hoax are sky high. A hoax isn't proven, but darn close.

The smoking Bigfoot (Bigfoot hotfoot?) that would finish off the Patterson film would be answers to four questions: Who wore the monkey suit? Where is the suit now, or how was it disposed of? Where did it come from? Can Patterson's footage be recreated, or shockingly close to it, using materials, equipment, and skills available to Patterson?

Long fairly credibly gives us "who" with the claims of Bob Heironimus, a Patterson associate who says he played Mrs. Bigfoot for a promised but never paid $1,000. (Note: Heironimus is only the latest, albeit the most credible of a number of men who have "confessed" to being Patterson's lady Bigfoot.) As for where the suit is now or what became of it, oddly, Long did not pursue this with any vigor and offers no answers.

It is with "Where did it come from?" that Long fumbles badly. He inexplicably attempts to lash together two utterly incompatible explanations in a sort of Unified Bigfoot Suitology Theory. Moreover, one of these is critically at odds with Heironimus's recollections of how the suit he alleges he wore was constructed, the awful smell, the number of separate sections it was comprised of, and how he donned it. One is left to wonder how Long's publisher let such a glaring and clumsy mishmash pass, especially since the suit issue is central to the author's case.

It remains to be seen if Robert Kiviat will include a believable reinactment of the Patterson mini-epic in his upcoming TV expose based on Long's work. To be convincing, it will have to exhibit all the features of body-mass movement, stride, posture, etc., that have persuaded several primatologists and others with relevant expertise that Patterson filmed a genuine cryptid. If Patterson hoaxed his flick, it should be easy enough. Time will tell.

Even if Patterson's filmic proof ultimately goes conclusively poof, there remain all those other accounts of Bigfoot sightings and encounters dating back literally for centuries and down to the present day - not to mention the many Bigfootprints, smelly hair tufts, and such. Long live Bigfoot!


41st NATIONAL UFO CONFERENCE TO BE HELD IN LOS ANGELES AGAIN!

We are very pleased to announce that, under the local leadership of UFO researcher John Miller, this year's National UFO Conference (NUFOC) will be held at the Renaissance Hollywood Hotel in Hollywood, California - not far from the location cf last year's convention. This gala event will take place on Halloween weekend - October 29th, 30th, and 31st.

The convention room rate is $119, which is less than half the normal rate. The Renaissance Hotel is located at 1755 North Highland Ave., Hollywood, California 90028. Phone: 323-856-1200. Web address: www.renaissancehollywood.com.

The mailing address for the convention is: NUFOC 2004, 1621 West 26th St., San Pedro, California 90732. Phone: 310-548-4420. E-mail: jm@nufoc.org. Web site: nufoc.org. - Details regarding speakers will be forthcoming shortly!


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