Saucer Smear

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 51, No. 4
April 15th, 2004
(Whole Number 370)
OUR FIFTIETH YEAR!

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041

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NOTES OF PASSING INTEREST

First, a few comments about our last glorious issue, dated March 15th: You may (or may not) have noticed that some of the print was too light to read easily - especially capital letters. This is because we use an ancient electric typewriter on which, over a period of time, the capitals start to hit more lightly than small letters. The reasons are complex, but we will just say that we have taken steps to correct this problem - short of buying a modern typer!

Typographical errors are not unknown in our issues, though we do our best, having no independent proofreader. An outstanding example of a typo in our last issue is at the top of Page 4, where it states that Giordado (misspelled in the text!) Bruno was sentenced to death at the stake 4004 years ago. That would be long before the beginning cf the Christian era: The correct figure is 404 years.

Then, in our postscript to Dr. Frank E. Stranges' letter on Page 8, we gave his Email address incorrectly. The right answer here is: drfes@earthlink.net.

There are doubtlessly other mistakes, but these are the only important ones that have come to our attention.


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS


WHERE IS PFLOCK, YOU MIGHT ASK?

Contributing Editor Karl T. Pflock's widely-acclaimed column is missing from this issue, but will return next time. Karl is away from home, spreading George W. Bush's message of Peace and Love to the inhabitants of nearby galaxies!

Actually, it is more like health problems and other private matters that have temporarily laid low his mighty pen. And that's Shockingly Close to the Truth!


MISSIVES FROM THE MASSES