Saucer Smear

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 50, No. 9
October 25th, 2003
(Whole Number 365)
OUR FIFTIETH YEAR!

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Pflock Ptalk - HE WAS THE SKUNK AT OUR GARDEN PARTY, BUT...

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

...He was our skunk.

In July, ufology's already poor estate was made still poorer with Phil Klass' departure from the field. For almost three decades, Klass held our feet to the fire. He compelled Serious Ufologists - Pro-UFOlogists to Unca Phil - to check their data a bit more closely, to consider questions they hadn't thought to ask or didn't want to ask, to tighten their arguments and sift their evidence with greater care.

Klass' departure from ufology - he was as much a part of The Field as, say, Dick Hall - went almost unremarked. Was this because UFOdom/-dumb didn't want to admit his influential, even (gasp!) positive contributions? Was it because most of those active and noisy in ufology and UFO fandom today didn't know of him except as some semi-mythical bogeyman ("You'd better be a good little True Believer or The Philklass will getcha'!) rather than a real earthling?

At his best, Klass was our devil's advocate. At his worst, he was our devil. If he hadn't come along in 1966, convinced that UFOs were something truly anomalous, we'd have had to invent him. Some of you are shaking your heads in disbelief at the idea Klass once thought UFOs to be genuinely mysterious. It's true. Read his first saucer book "UFOs Identified" (Random House, 1968). You'll be surprised!

When he entered The Field, Klass thought flying saucers might be ball lightning and free-floating plasma discharges. When that theory was thoroughly discredited by atmospheric physicists like James McDonald and even the Condon Committee, his at least partially open mind closed. He was transformed into a hardcore Menzelian: They - truly anomalous UFOs - can't be; therefore, they aren't. The name of the game became explaining them all away. Once Klass made up his mind about an "explanation" or even less than crucial issues, there was no way one could move him to change his views. He also conducted some truly outrageous personal attacks on ufologists who, for one reason or another, he decided needed to be discredited- as, for example, his assault on physicist-ufologist James McDonald.

Despite these failings, Klass has often gone where no ufologist dared (or wanted) to go. He dug up new and useful information, exposed hoaxes, and perhaps more important, moved his most thoughtful antagonists to dig a little deeper, look a little closer, and study the evidence a little harder.

Now Phil Klass has left The Field, and there's not another skeptical skunk or even stink bug out there who comes close to filling his shoes. Which this Pro-UFOlogist finds most unfortunate.

S'long, Phil. Thanks for making such a big stink.


LETTRES TO YE OLDE EDITOR


HAUNTED ROAD: In just one year, 26 cars have crashed on the same 500 metre (1,640ft) stretch of the A465 in Stoke Lacy, Herefordshire, the scene of a fatal smash 60 years aqo. Drivers said it felt as if the wheel was snatched from their hands. The parish council has called in local ghost-busting minister Kevin Crouch to see if he can exorcise the road. Sun, 26 Oct 2002. The MotherShip Chronicles wants to land in your mailbox in 2003 and beyond!
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ACT OF GOD: A guest evangelist, preaching repentance at the First Baptist Church in Forest, Hardin County, Ohio, on 2 July, was struck by lightning moments after asking God for a sign. The thunderbolt hit the church steeple, blew out the sound system and enveloped the preacher, who was unhurt. The church, however, was set on fire, causing damage estimated at $20,000. [AP] 4 July 2003.


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