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SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 50, No. 2
February 5th, 2003
OUR FIFTIETH YEAR!

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NEWS BRIEFIES (formerly Tidbits of Trash)

We were hoping to have a slam-bang follow-up to our article about the Raelians in the last "Smear", but quite frankly, the whole thing seems to have fizzled! A cloned baby girl named "Eve" was supposedly born to an unnamed couple on the day after Christmas, but in spite of several press conferences (strangely, in Hollywood, Florida!), no proof whatever has been offered. Another cloned baby is said to have been born to a lesbian couple. Told of all this, our esteemed president (himself a clone of sorts!) is said to have said that he finds the news "deeply troubling". Enough said!

For once the dreaded National Enquirer is right on target. Their article on this matter begins with: "The Raelian cult faked cloning a human as part of their sick plot to extract a fortune from desperate people and promote their leader as a modern-day Jesus Christ! The shocking proof that the cloned baby story is a fake is provided by insiders familiar with the cult, who reveal that the Raelians desperately want publicity now so they can build their sect into a world religion on a par with Christianity, Judaism and Islam!"

We have followed the Raelian story religiously, and we reluctantly agree with the above. In an effort to appear more respectable to the press & public, Claude Vorilhon, leader of the cult, recently volunteered to remove the silly hair-knot that sits atop his head. Said he' "As much as I love my silly hairknot...remove it I must. While undeniably attractive, it unfortunately was getting in the way of my message...I saw myself on TV and said to myself, 'Oh my god, I look like a total idiot!" Amen!

Our thanks to Matt Graeber for the cartoon. The photo of Rael is lifted from a newspaper...



Pflock Ptalk - LOOSE CANNONS, PART TWO

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Last "Smear", I admitted I may have been wrong about Roswell base commander Col. William Blanchard: Maybe he didn't order release of the crashed-saucer press announcement. I pointed out that Kevin Rancdle's exposure of the Rest of the Truth about Frank Kaufmann also calls into question the credibility of Walter Haut, the army PR man who put out the statement, because it was Haut who told Randle about Kaufmann, claiming everything he said was "gold". Yet Haut had to know Kaufmann's contradictory and melodramatic yarns were bunk. So why would he endorse the "Tales of Kaufmann" on the QT? (See Chapter 5 of my "Roswell".)

Haut has always said Blanchard dictated the captured-saucer announcement to him and ordered it released. He said he just followed the colonel's orders, and that was that. No wild claims. No self-promoting hype. So even though my investigations revealed that some of Haut's recollections about what he did in 1947 were inaccurate or perhaps "conveniently recalled", here seemed no compelling reason to question the essence of Haut's story: Blanchard was the Roswell "loose cannon".

However, Haut's now-exposed role in the Kaufmann affair - dating back 13 years - puts things in a different light. For example, consider:

So was Walter Haut Roswell's loose cannon? Did Haut privately promote Frank Kaufmann because Kaufmann "confirmed" his claim that Blanchard gave him the press release? ("Roswell", p. 71) Perhaps so, and perhaps there's much more to it than that. Time will tell - maybe.


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