The 2002 National UFO Conference


Saucer Smear

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 49, No. 7
September 15th, 2002

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"WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!"

A Remote Viewer who is closely attuned to the Inner Workings of the International UFO Museum in Roswell, New Mexico, informs us that the Museum hierarchy was delighted with our performance at this year's annual Festival, and is offering us a firm contract to come back immediately after the end of the (unfortunate!) forthcoming Ice Age. The exact date of our return is not known, but the term "when hell freezes over" was used. We calculate that this will occur no later than approximately 12,000 A.D!

Of course the fee for our personal appearances will likely rise considerably by then, but if we're still operating on the Physical Plane, we will be glad to accept this kind invitation. Maybe we'll fly in on a Mogul Balloon!

In the meanwhile, we have a really firm booking for 2003 A.D. at the rival annual convention in Aztec, N.M., which occurs on the last weekend of March. It's pretty damn cold in New Mexico at that time of year. Perhaps that's what the Roswell Museum people were refering to, with the phrase "when hell freezes over"!


TIDBITS OF TRASH


EDITORIAL

About 12 years ago Dennis Stillings wrote, "The ETH is extremely difficult to falsify, making it a fertile brccding ground for every sort of fantasy." He concluded, "In summary, I have to agree with those European ufologists who consider American ufology to be a frightful mess! ("The American Way": A Cock-and-Bullard Story, Magonia, No. 35, January 1990)

Since then there has been little change in American ufology. The psychosocial hypothesis is rejected out of hand. Sensible explanations for "classic" cases are brushed aside, with remarks about "armchair ufologists", "skeptibunkers' and "pelicanists". Witnesses are assessed not on their reliability, but on whether or not they say what the believers want to hear.

Instead of maturing over the years American ufology has remained in a state of thumb-sucking infantilism.

The above is taken from England's "Magonia Supplement", 7/1/02.


Pflock Ptalk - "THE MORE THINGS CHANGE..."

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

(Certain true-to-form reactions to the Supreme Commander's and my "Shockingly Close to the Truth!" prompt this reprise of "Hey, Ufrogs'. Lighten Up", from the 9/5/00 "Smear". Next time, a shockingly new and exciting column!)

Ufologists are always complaining that they "don't get no respect". They whine that the field which they say means so much to them is not taken seriously. Seems to me one of the top reasons for this is that ufologists take themselves too damn seriously!

Zealotry and self-importance plague The Field. This Leading Ufologist and that Leading Ufologist is so sure his is a Historic Mission, so certain he has The Answer to the Mystery of the Millennium that he becomes the subject matter - UFOs - personified.

Of course, every one of these Big Frogs has appropriated his own small - no, tiny - pond with a well-centered lily pad throne on which to squat. Each plops on his own royal seat, loudly and oh-so-seriously croaking and fending off any other frogs who presume to suggest they might know something about the depth of the big fella's mud puddle. Roswell puddle. Abductions puddle. Mutilations puddle. Saucer history puddle. UFO skeptic puddle. Ufological political correctness puddle. Croak! Croak! Croak!

Have you ever seen a frog that wasn't absolutely certain of his own centrality in the universe? Ever seen a frog that wasn't funny, very funny indeed, because of his own self-importance, utterly unaware of how silly he looks sprawling on and quite a bit off a semi-submerged leaf in a fetid pool with a gaggle of burbling tadpoles wiggling around him?

Look around you. Do you see all the self-important Ufrogs? Listen. Do you hear all their I-am-the-greatest croaking? The cacophony is enough to make you - and Real Science - deaf, isn't it? Listen again. Do you hear any of them laughing at themselves? This time, it's the silence that's deafening!

I've got a theory, well, a notion: If ufology never rises above the status of a tabloid semi-proto-science, one not unimportant reason will be because its practitioners - I know this is stretching the use of a perfectly good word to the breaking point - um, leading lights don't - can't - laugh at themselves.

Hey, you dim-bulbs: Lighten up. Look in the mirror. Read "Smear". See yourselves as you really are. Scary, huh? Yeah, but funny, very funny. Have a good laugh. Knock yourselves out!

There is no better antidote for what ails ufology today, both as to its internal difficulties and where it stands with the outside "straight" world than a good belly laugh at itself. Read "Smear", ufology, and be saved!


THE ORIGIN OF THE MJ-12 DOCUMENTS - by Brian Lloyd Parks

Virtually everyone in Ufology is familiar with the history of the so-called Eisenhower Briefing Document (EBD) on Operation Majestic Twelve or MJ-12. Mailed anonymously to Jaime Shandera in late 1984, and made public in 1987 by William L. Moore, who had been working quietly with Shandera and Stanton T. Friedman.

Lesser known is the first MJ-12 document which was given to Moore in 1981. He was given the task of passing it on to Paul Bennewitz, who was then a target of AFOSI disinformation due to sensitive EM transmissions he was receiving from the Kirtland/Sandia complex. This document is said by Moore ("FOCUS'; '89; "The MJ-12 Documents"; '90) to be a retype of an authentic AFOSI teletype from Headquarters AFOSI to District 17 at Kirtland regarding the Bennewitz matter. According to Moore, and then AFOSI Special Agent Richard Doty, the document given Bennewitz was identical with the exception of a few spurious changes. The reference to Majestic Twelve and a UFO Project Aquarius were not altered.

This document is important for three reasons: (1) It is the first known public reference to MJ-12. (2) Its use in Disinformation in connection with UFOs. (3) Its relation to all other MJ-12 documents to follow. MJ-12 was either fabricated at that point or the source of the document knew that it was in fact real!

There is something else rather curious about this document. It is a retype of a teletype message. It has around its SECRET classification a box of asterisks. This is not odd because real AFOSI teletypes, and possibly all used in the Air Force at the time, had these around the classifications. They are also in use on every page of the EBD, although not on the attached Truman/Forrestal memo.

The EBD was mailed in a package with the postmark Albuquerque, New Mexico, home of the then 17th District AFOSI and the focal point of the UFO Disinformation of the early 1980s. I have in my own records hundreds of pages of Classified Documents from an alphabet soup of government agencies. I have never seen any with the curious classification box other than the MJ-12 leaks and authentic teletype messages. This leads me to believe that perhaps a flashing signal as to the origin of some of this material has been there all along!

Whether some of the information in this material is authentic is another matter. I suspect that something along the lines of MJ-12 did exist. It is a procedure in such operations to mix accurate and sometimes verifiable information with the bogus. It is also a matter of AFOSI regulation that they do nothing to publicly confirm the authenticity of leaked documents or information!

One final note on the subject of William L. Moore. He has been an integral part of MJ-12 history and at the forefront of acusations of forgery for fame, fortune, and whatever. I knew Bill very closely from 1983 until the early 1990s when he dropped out of UFO research. I knew that he claimed to have high level government contacts on the subject of UFOs and leaked documents, from 1984 onward. During all this time he spent much effort on research and his contacts, and very little on writing. This is the exact opposite of those who promote themselves for money and notoriety in this field!

Instead, the behavior I observed was of a man very perplexed by a set of circumstances that these so-called Aviary contacts had gotten him into. He was always open to the possibility that the MJ-12 documents were not authentic, and never stated they were. The purpose of these early documents and the current MJ-12 material is open to very important questions about Intelligence Operations against the UFO research community.

Editor's Note: Brian Parks is indeed a former co-worker of Bill Moore's, and we have known him slightly for quite a number of years. Indeed, he is a "Smear" non-subscriber.


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MISSIVES FROM THE MASSES:


On 10 July 2001, two months after a visit to Greece by the Pope, the Greek Orthodox Church announced that the "weeping and bleeding icons", which it claimed reflected God's opposition to the Pope's presence, were not divinely inspired. Tests concluded that drops found on the icons were cherry juice. D.Telegraph, 1 July 2001. CLOSE TO THE BONE: An undertaker suffered a nervous breakdown when the Grim Reaper turned up at her work in Berlin. The deathly visitor was an actor in fancy dress, complete with scythe, being filmed by music channel MTV as a joke. The woman collapsed and needed psychiatric care. Her boss took legal action to stop MTV broadcasting the clip. Metro, 22 Jan 2001.


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