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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 49, No. 5
June 10, 2002

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041

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SEEDY SAUCERERS FROM SARASOTA SLINK INTO KEY WEST FOR A SEASIDE SYMPOSIUM!

On the weekend of May llth, there was a series of small UFO lectures at a resort hotel here in Key West, for the first time in many years, as far as we have been able to find out. We very much wanted to attend, but unfortunately the lectures were run by an extremist New Age couple from Sarasota, Florida, who call themselves Michael and Aurora El Legion. The El Legions have a sordid history of shady business dealings in the past, according to those who know them.

Aurora El Legion actually phoned your humble "Smear" editor to forbid him from attending their lecture series, due to his perceived attitude of not taking the UFO subject seriously enough! We warned the lady that it is discrimination to bar any orderly person from a public lecture, but she said she would have us escorted away by the police if we dared to show up. Not wanting to cause trouble, we backed off, after suggesting to Aurora that she perform a rather impossible sex act upon herself.

So goeth ufoology in the very deep South!


NEWS BRIEFIES (formerly TIDBITS OF TRASH)


Pflock Ptalk - RANDOM THOUGHTS & POTSHOTS

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

I am in a more scattered mental state than usual as, in his gentlemanly fashion ( "Write your damn column, damnit!"), the Supreme Commander gently reminds me it's time for another round of Pflock PTalk. So this time, a few tidbits of - dare I say it? - trash.

The two seeming typos in my column in the last "Smear" ('Shaeffer' for "Sheaffer" and "Mars" for "Marts") were not my doing. The first was a feeble attempt by our Esteemed Editor, Etc., to preserve MJ-12/3.73's cover. The latter was, well, a typo.

As reported last ish, some weeks ago I resigned from the exalted position of MUF0N New Mexico state section director for Bernalillo and Sandoval counties. Yet my newly issued MUFON membership card still shows me as an SSD. A sign of MUFON's hard times?

Also in the last exciting "SS", former Adamski believer Christopher Allan laments, "Karl Pflock tells what the black triangles are not. Now why cannot he be a good boy and tell us what they ARE?" What? And ruin my ufoological reputation, not to mention other dire consequences?

In the same ish, Marty Kottmeyer, dean of American psychosocial ufoloogians, chided the Supreme Commander for being slightly off on the number of UFO reports made to Blue Book in July 1952 ("over 1500" vs. 536). It still was the busiest BB month on record. Marty also noted that the National UFO Reporting Center got 2836 reports in 2001, while Blue Book's annual record was 1501, racked up in 1952. But there are so many variables in play, from changes in population size and densities to the spread of I-want-to-believe-itis, that comparing the two years is very much an apples and oranges thing. And even the explain 'em away Air Force wound up with 21% of 1952 reports (315) as unknowns. Wonder what the figure would be if the NUFORC reports were expertly investigated and analyzed?

Yep, Marty, you're 100% correct about quality versus quantity in as the basis for my They Were Here notions. Which brings me to...

...George Hansen's amusing and erudite likening of my views to those of John Calvin (shudder!). Actually, I am a solipsistic existential Zen logical positivist. Which means, by Schopenhauer, that UFO data - and Everything Else - is and means whatever I want it to be and mean. Thus, though Hansen has now exposed the psychosocialist plot behind my reformist propaganda, it really doesn't matter. The Truth IS out there, and it is what I Will it to be! Hah, hah, hah, hah, hahhhhh...


BRIEF BIASED BOOK REVIEWS


MISSIVES FROM THE MASSES


***** U P D A T E *****

ON THE 39TH ANNUAL NATIONAL UFO CONFERENCE, to be held in Cincinnati, Ohio on Sept. 28th, 2002. Speakers include John Timmerman, Karl Pflock, Jim Moseley, and many others. Further info. may be obtained from Kenny Young, 3903 Hunters Glen Dr., Florence, Ky. 41042. Phone: 859-371-7955 or 513-588-4548.

DON'T MISS THIS ONE!



VERY PROGRESSIVE: From The Rossett PTA News last November; "New Parent Evening. This was an excellent night, with over 70 parents attending and from the feedback we hope to shortly organise a sex-and-drugs evening." AMBITIOUS SCHEME: Michael Marcum, 21, was found guilty of stealing six 3501b (159kg) electrical transformers from a power company in Stanberry, Missouri. He wanted to build a time machine so that he could transport himself a few days into the future, learn the winning lottery numbers, and return to buy the right tickets. The Week, 16 Feb 2OO2.
END GAME: A Catholic priest in a Mexican town arranged a ritual burning of Pokemon cards and magazines on 18 February, citing "subliminal demonic influences" in the Japanese game. Fr. Juan Ramon Hernandez Bautista, parish priest of Espiritu Santo, a town in Hidalgo state, received "destruction" pledqes from 100 local children. Irish Times, 15 Feb 2001. NEW HIGH: Scorpion-smoking is becoming popular in Quetta, Pakistan. Users dry the scorpion's stingers, grind them, light the powder, and suck in the smoke. "When I smoke scorpion," said Ghulam Raza, "then heroin is like nothing to me." Smokers hang out at a local cemetery, where outsiders will not bother them. [R] 7 Nov 2001.


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