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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 49, No. 4
May 5th, 2002

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


YOUR "SMEAR" EDITOR FLIES ACROSS THE "POND" AGAIN TO ATTEND ANOTHER "UNCONVENTION" SPONSORED BY "FORTEAN TIMES" MACAZINE

As we did back in 1997, your fearless "Smear" editor accepted an invitation to speak at the "UnConvention" (April 6th & 7th) which is given (almost) every year by England's prestigious "Fortean Times". This time the location was the Commonwealth Institute in London, which has two lecture halls holding 600 to 700 people each. Both halls appeared to be pretty full, so we assume that a total of well over one thousand people attended this series of simultaneous lectures. Apparently publicity for the event was mainly through the magazine, as there didn't seem to be much advertising, and unlike five years ago, the press was not in evidence on the premises.

Need we tell you that our main purpose in being there was to push our book "Shockingly Close to the Truth!". Karl Pflock, our esteemed co-author, had been given this task, but when Personal Problems beset him, we accepted the challenge to go to London in his place. We did attempt to present his views, even on a couple of matters about which we differ; but the British have little stomach for 3-D ufology. On the second and last day of the UnCon., we were placed on a panel of seven or eight "experts", all but one of whom seemed to be into one version or another of the "4-D" fuzzy thinking which we are in tune with, and which has long caused Americans such as Jerry Clark to throw up their hands in despair!

Our talk, mainly on 1950s ufoology (see our book), went over very well, as we must admit in all due modesty. Shamefully, we spent most of our time thereafter peddling advance orders for the book in the vendors' section, rather than listening to the other speakers, of whom there were more than twenty. We did listen to Doug Skinner, a fellow American, give a sanitized version of John's life & works; and we also heard Britain's Peter Brooksmith give an interesting run-down on the famed case of Betty & Barney Hill. We wish we had taken time out to hear Colin Bennett speak on "Skepticism as Mystique" - whatever that means. He is quite a character, and is the author of a brand new book about George Adamski, reviewed further along in this issue.

In our lecture we made a reference to "Flying Saucer from Mars", a book published in England in 1954 by one Cedric Allingham. There was always a question as to whether Allingham ever existed, and strong rumors to the effect that it was a spoof of "Flying Saucers Have Landed", secretly authored by Patrick Moore - who was and still is a scientific fixture in England - much like Carl Sagan used to be here. Moore, now in his 80s, still has his own TV program in London. Someone in the lecture audience informed us that Moore continues to claim he did not write that book, and that he has threatened to sue anyone who says otherwise! Thus we must clearly state that whatever alleged remarks we may possibly have made to the contrary have surely been misinterpreted, as we in no way intended to state or even imply that Patrick Moore would stoop to doing such a dastardly thing. Amen!

UnConvention topics always include all matters that could remotely be considered Fortean. Among the subjects discussed this year were dragons, the paranormal, Noah's Ark, "Lost Kingdoms of the Ice Age", "The Magical Cattle Sheds of Ireland", underwater cities, the Sumatran Yeti, and vampires.

Following the panel discussion, which was the last event on the UnCon program, there was a brief but hilarious interlude regarding the results of a Remote Viewing contest. Sadly, no one came even close to guessing the contents of the box, so at least we know there was no cheating!

We were happy to finally meet Andy Roberts, a legendary zine editor whose rag is said to be even more scandalous than "Smear". Others whom we met in 1997 were not present, such as Hillary Evans and "smear" Overseas Correspondent Christopher Allan. We did have the chance to renew our friendship with Paul Fuller, a crop circle expert who is becoming more & more disillusioned with the whole UFO scene (as are many).

Our thanks to Bob Rickard (pictured above) and Paul Sieveking, co-editors of "Fortean Times" for their kind invitation to cross the Pond for their UnConvention. And speciai thanks to Tracy Francis, the "Event Organizer", who helped us out in many ways, large and small .......

This was our fourth and probably final short visit to England over the past 49 years. Each time we are impressed with the quaintness, dignity, and old-fashioned human values which seem to persist there, though sadly lacking in America. (Your editor is of English descent, so forgive these ravings.)

Your editor even loves the monarchy, with all its flaws, though it would never work here. The Bush dynasty - father, son, and baby brother Jeb, is a very poor substitute! But remember that America has more money and better bombs than anyone else, and that's all that seems to really matter these days. Pity!


MORE ABOUT MOTHMAN AND THE MYSTERIOUS JOHN KEEL:

We have learned that John Keel did not really write the column attributed to him on Page 6 of the April issue of Fate Magazine. Actually, the column was written by someone else, based on a telephone interview with Keel, who unfortunately is now so nearly blind that he cannot write nor read for more than a very few minutes at a time. We extend our sincere sympathy to Keel, who surely does not deserve such a Fate!

In addition to the very recent book by cryptozoologist Loren Coleman, there is another new book out called "Mothman - The Facts Behind the Legend". This is a handsome 165-page softcover tome written and self-published by two of the guys from "Criminal Records", 330 Main St., Point Pleasant, W.Va. 25550. We hope to have a full review ready for our next issue. Please note the fascinating letter from researcher Harry Lime, near the beginning of our Letters to the Editor section.


TIDBITS OF TRASH (formerly NEWS BRIEFIES)


Pflock Ptalk - "EL INDIO?..." - STAN FRIEDMAN, 09 FEBRUARY, 2002

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

First a Confidential MAJIC Flash-Plus message to Robert Shaeffer (MJ-12/3.73): You used your real name. MJ-1 is most upset about this lapse. You know what that means.

Speaking of MJ-12, in February I was in New York City taping the pilot for a hoped-for new Science Fiction Channel series hosted by actor, comedian, author, and conspiracy buff Richard "Munch" Belzer. "The Belzer Connection" will feature face-offs between two alleged experts on a well-known (does not = "true" or "real") conspiracy before a panel of "judges", with discussion moderated by Belzer. The conspiracy chosen for the pilot? MJ-12 and Roswell. The experts? Stanton T. Friedman and Yours Truly. The panel?: Rapper-turned-actor Ice T, comedienne Jeannine Garafolo, "Saturday Night Live" creator Al Franken, and ace conspiratorialist Jim Mars. (I'm NOT making this up!)

You'll have to wait till the show airs to find out which expert won the hearts and minds of the Panelists, but I will now share something perhaps even more interesting and revealing. Following the taping, Stan Friedman and I had dinner together. In the course of conversation, MJ-12 came up (surprise!), and I mentioned the second saucer crash referred to in the MJ-12 Eisenhower Briefing Document: "On 06 December, 1950, a second object, probably of similar origin, impacted the earth...in the El Indio - Guerrero area of the Texas - Mexican boder (sic)..." I asked Stan how he could continue to argue for the authenticity of the EBD and the reality of MJ-12 with this little clinker in the mix.

Puzzled, Stan asked what I meant. I reminded him that this alleged event was introduced to saucerdom by the long-since discredited W. Todd Zechel. I reviewed the years-long investigation by top MUFON official Tom Deuley and Dennis Stacy that had established the tale was the product of fragmentary recollections of a real event (the accidental shootdown of a Civil Air Patrol plane) and Zechel's fevered imagination and ambition, about which both Tom and Dennis had written and publicly spoken.

"El Indio?...", Stan said. "Well, I..." Then, with a worried look, he changed the subject.

It was as if he'd completely forgotten that the Texas-Mexico "boder" incident was mentioned in his favorite Cosmic Watergate evidence. I had the distinct impression that Stan had been so wrapped up for so long in touting Menzel's "secret life" and debating date formats, presidential signatures, and classification markings that he'd completely neglected this little red flag flapping in the ufological breeze.

Well, Stan??


BRIEF BIASED BOOK REVIEWS - GEORGE ADAMSKI RIDES AGAIN!

In London we obtained an autographed copy of a new book by Colin Bennett, entitled "Looking or Orthon - The story of GEORGE ADAMSKI, the first flying saucer contactee, and HOW he CHANGED the WORLD" (ParaView Press, N.Y.) That's how the title is written and capitalized on the cover, together with a hopefully genuine photograph of old George with his trusty telescope.

We are delighted that Adamski is receiving new attention at this particular time, as we published a definitive expose of Adamski back in 1957. (Bennett quotes from it, very selectively!) That was the same year that we, together with the late Gray Barker, concocted the R.E. Straith letter, supposedly from the U.S. State Department, which seemed to endorse Adamski's claims. Both the expose and the Straith letter are in the appendix of our current book "Shockingly..." Thus it is clear that we agree with Bennett on at least one thing - that old George still deserves attention!

We actually read this Bennett book almost word for word, and that is a rare thing for us to do. The author calls Adamski's first book, "Flying Saucers Have Landed" (written with Desmond Leslie in 1953) "a masterpiece". Surely Bennett's admiration for the man is more than a bit excessive! Throughout the book, in endless erudite philosophical asides, he hammers home his point: That Adamski was too dumb and homespun to be a fraud; that even if he did make up some things, so what? And that old bourgeois concept of "true or false" doesn't really matter, or even apply! Adamski is valid, he says, because people are still seeing similar craft today, fifty years later, and Bennett compares old George favorably to any number of much more famous heros of the modern world. Hero worship at its worst! Bennett makes a pretty good circumstantial case to show that George Adamski was bisexual - hich we already strongly suspected. His many meetings with young, attractive "spacepersons" of the male variety, in a dingy Los Angeles hotel, seem to prove this point. Also, his "ill-concealed liking for intense relationships with young men such as (Jerrold) Baker". This was the young follower of Adamski who, after a falling-out with the Master, contributed a lot of important material to our expose.

Bennett presumably never met Adamski, but takes his background facts from several other biographies. One fascinating and truly mysterious incident that he misses out on completely is the 1953 disappearance of Karl Hunrath (a hard-core follower of Adamski) and Wilbur Wilkinson. Says Bennett: "Apparently the pair went to Mexico...and they were never seen or heard of again". True, but the real story is that these two men rented a small plane at a Los Angeles area airport, hoping to rendezvous in mid air with a flying saucer from Mars. The FBI never solved the case, but presumes the pair fled to Mexico because of personal problems. The plane was never found either!

Although Adamski lectured in Australia, New Zealand, Europe, and all over the U.S., Bennett admits that he was not a good speaker at all. The low point of his career must have been the time in Zurich, Switzerland in 1959, when an audience of some 300 rowdy students, in a pre-planned action, were seen "screaming, clapping, shouting, stamping and singing... (They) reduced the event to ruins by throwing onto the stage whatever they could lay their hands on." Most of Adamski's lectures went a lot better than that, mercifully!

Bennett admits that in his later years Adamski grew paranoid, hearing telepathic voices in his head and ranting quite seriously about the International Bankers and such. (He once called your editor "an agent of Wall Street", which was somewhat true.) He started making up space stories more blatantly than ever before, and even Bennett seems to acknowledge that this was the case. Adamski's followers, including Carol Honey who is still alive & kicking, deserted the Master one by one. Adamski died in 1965 and as a veteran, he was buried in Arlington Cemetery.

We met the Master a few times, and had no quarrel with him, except that he was a habitual liar. Bennett, on the other hand, takes the attitude that anything that should be true is true. This must be why he recently wrote an article for "Fortean Times" endorsing a purely fictional book about the late Long John Nebel's wife Candy Jones. About this, more in a future issue of "Smear". In spite of his weird philosophical quirks, Colin Bennett is an authentic British intellectual of the Old School. We told him that we intend to sell his Adamski book after reading it, but he kindly autographed it for us anyhow. Now, there's a gentleman!


VAMPIRE PRODUCER PUMPS FRESH BLOOD INTO ROSWELL:

Ace pro-Roswell researcher Bob Durant (left) looks rather uncomfortable here, standing next to busty scream queen Deana Demko, who has starred in such thrilling movies as "Ironbound Vampire", produced by Karl Petry. More relaxed is Pat Marcattilio (right) of UFO convention fame. The scene is a promo for Durant's new 97-minute pro-Roswell video, and the locale is Pat's recent conclave in Bordontown, N.J. A Bob Durant T-shirt and baseball cap are also in the works, according to parapsychologist George Hansen, who sent us this photo & other info.


LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR:


***** U P D A T E *****

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