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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 48, No. 7
August 4th, 2001
Your Editor's 70th birthday!

MAILING ADDRESS:
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Key West, FL 33041

38th Annual National UFO Conference


DICK HALL RESIGNS FROM MUFON!

Veteran ufologist Richard Hall, who has just published (another) major UFO book, recently startled his many fans (?) by resigning from the MUFON organization. Till now, he had been writing a column called "Perspective" in each monthly issue of their magazine.

Says Hall, on the Net: "As of June 17th when John Schuessler censored my 'MUFON UFO Journal' column that was critical of the 2001 symposium speaker line-up, I have resigned and will no longer contribute a column to the Journal. I have posted a message about this, a copy of the offending column, and a commentary about the blatantly New Age content of the MUFON - Orange County web site (www.mufonoc.org), hosts of the symposium...

"I have tried to work 'within the system' to try to bring about reforms, but since no dissension is allowed and I can't even express my personal opinion, that breaks it for me.

"My hope is that other scientifically oriented MUFON members will join me in this protest, and demand that their leaders actually practice a scientific approach to the subject or else drop all pretenses of same. Otherwise, New Age hogwash will completely take over."

A couple of years back, Hall used to write a similar column for California's "UFO Magazine", but some sort of complex dispute developed, and that column no longer exists, either!

Now that poor Dick appears to be a Man Without a Column, we of "Smear" hereby offer him the opportunity to write one for us. Hall would be completely free to publish any opinion he likes, with certain minor restrictions: Nothing negative about Moseley, Pflock, or Mogul Balloons; Nothing positive about philosophy, NICAP, or Major Donald Keyhoe. We do hope that Hall will seriously ccnsider this offer!



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PFlock PTalk: THEY WERE HERE (PART 1 of ?)

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Waaaay back in the last century, I offered my take on what UFOs are and where they hail from ("Smear", June 5th, 1999). For those who may have missed this earthshaking pronouncement, here it is again:

UFOs are real - as yet unexplained - phenomena. Many solid unknowns involving reports of strange craft and sometimes living creatures and/or physical evidence and visual records (photos, motion picture film) leave us with but two choices - hoax or real essentially as reported. (A few admit of a psychological explanation as well.) If what occurred in these cases was objectively real and reasonably accurately reported, they must have been encounters with nonhuman intelligence and its works.

Based on the data, I'm subjectively certain we have been visited by nonhuman intelligent beings - to my '50s-conditioned mind, most likely from an extra-solar planet of our galaxy. However, we do not yet have proof of this - as opposed to very strong evidence pointing to it - though such proof very well may be in the data already in hand, as yet unrecognized as such.

If we've had such visitors, I suspect they were here and left some time ago - arriving in the early to mid-1940s, departing in the late 1960s or early 1970s. They came here because Sol and his planets seemed cozily familiar. They studied our entire system and us quite closely. Once in a while a couple of grad students got out of hand and buzzed, the natives. On occasion some ambitious scientists overstepped a bit and interfered with the locals - the famous and, in my considered opinion, real 1961 abduction of Barney and Betty Hill comes to mind. Then they left, leaving us wondering, dreaming, hoping.

In the last exciting issue, our Esteemed Editor recalled my they-were-here idea, noting it "would nicely explain the fact that sightings have dropped off so much in the past 25 years or so", and then suggesting that "another possibility is that we Earthlings have improved our ability to properly identify UFOs!" However, given that today's UFOs of choice are mostly huge, night-flying triangles that recent research strongly suggests are just large military transport planes, this doesn't seem likely. Earthlings are still having a beck of a time ID'ing our stuff, let alone Theirs. And the sort of flying saucers we used to see doing what we used to see them doing aren't being reported much anymore. Where are the daylight disks flying in formation? Where are - 0ops! Out of Space 'til next ish.



MISSIVES FROM THE MASSES:


BEAR WITH SORE HEAD: Dutch police discovered what appeared to be a bear fast asleep beside a road at Engelden, near Den Bosch. It turned out to be a 22-year-old man wearing a bear costume who had collapsed after drinking 26 pints of beer at a fancy dress party, [R] 24 April 2001. TAKING IT LITERALLY: In preparation for elections in November, the Union of Right-wing Parties put up a sign on a Toad in Suceava, eastern Romania, with the slogan "Keep to the right." A driver thought this was a traffic sign and was severely injured when he drove his car into a ditch. Romanian public radio

ANTON BRIESZOV WAS TRAPPED in the lions' enclosure of Moscow Zoo when the ladder he climbed down to retrieve a toy dropped by his child toppled over. He managed to outrun the lions and climb to safety. He then jumped into a moat surrounding the enclosure and, being a non-swimmer, drowned. Guardian, 15 Feb 2001.

CALGARY - A sexual predator is stalking northwest Calgary pastures, attacking horses in the the rectums or genital areas, say police who are investigating four confirmed eases. The cases involve mares who were kept in pastures near each other. There are known to be at least eight other possible cases in the past decade in which horses have either mysteriously died or suffered unexplainable internal injuries, though horse owners believe dozens more similar equine attacks have occurred in the area during the past 20 years.

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