"You are...a boil on the ass of ufology!"
-John Keel, writing in the March 25th, 1977 issue of "Saucer Smear"

Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 48, No. 4
April 25th, 2001

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


TIDBITS OF TRASH (as usual!)


MORE MADNESS FROM THE MUFON JOURNAL:

Under the present editor, Dwight Connelly, the MUFON UFO Network UFO Journal (needless redundancy here!) has become more unintentionally humorous than ever before, and thus excellent material to comment on in "Smear".

The April 2001 issue does not let us down in this regard. For starters, we have a dreadful "cop-out" regarding the John Carpenter Affair. Instead of telling us - the members - the results of MUFON's supposedly indepth investigation of John Carpenter's ethics re the selling of abduction reports, we are given the following short statement: Under "Vacant Board Positions", we read: "John Carpenter has vacated the post of MUFON Director of Abduction Research, citing personal reasons and the need to spend more time with his career activities". Sure!...

Next regarding this year's MUFON Symposium in Orange County California, Harold Burt (author of "Flying Saucers 101") gushes as follows: "The work being done by the speakers in this year's symposium will eventually be recognized as more important to mankind than the work of Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Edison, and the Wright Brothers..."

We would be more likely to at- tend, ourselves, if Franklin or one of these other great men were to be there in person - preferably on the lecture program. Or perhaps they could be channelled!

Finally, our old friend (??) Richard Hall manages to have an indepth discussion of discredited contactee George Adamski without once mentioning that the definitive expose of that departed gentleman was made by yours truly, back in the 1950s - as explained elsewhere in this issue. Hall gives all the credit to the NICAP organization, with which he was then associated. Even though Hall despises us, he should give credit where credit is due. Egads!

See also the letter from Paul Thompson in this issue.


NEWS BRIEFIES:


MJ-12 FOLLIES, PART TWO: MJ-MENZEL

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

When he joined in making the Eisenhower Briefing Document (mother of all MJ-12 papers) public, Roswell maven Stan Friedman professed amazement: The EBD revealed that Harvard astronomer and anti-saucer fiend Donald H. Menzel was a founding member of NJ-12! Who would have ever imagined the dreaded and despised bane of UFOs and urologists had been part of the Roswell coverup, a role completely contrary to his arch-debunker reputation?

Friedman reasoned that no one perpetrating a hoax would have included someone so utterly "wrong" as one of the coverup cabalists. All the other alleged MJ-12ers were regulars on the usual-suspects lists. Menzel stuck out like a sore thumb. Thus, said Friedman, Menzel's being named in the EBD was virtual proof the document was authentic and MJ-12 a reality!

Recently, however, the vast "PFlock PTalk" investigative staff has uncovered what we are told is the rest of the story. I offer it here without comment for loyal Smearophiles to assess for themselves.

In 1976, ufologist Brad Sparks discovered that Menzel had a UFO sighting near Alamogordo, New Mexico, when he was in the area in 1949 setting up Sacramento Peak Observatory for the Air Force. This suggested Menzel could have been there in July 1947, at the time and conveniently near where the Roswell saucer allegedly crashed. Newly found records reveal the observatory project didn't begin until September 1947, so he probably wasn't; but in 1976, it was a possibility. Then...

In 1977, Sparks circulated a paper on Menzel, his presence in New Mexico in the 1940s, and his sighting and his distortions of and outright attempts to suppress it. One of Sparks' very interested readers was Friedman. Then...

In 1982, Canadian engineer-ufologist Wilbert Smith's notes on his 1950 indirect interview of American scientist Robert Sarbacher surfaced. Smith alleged that Sarbacher, briefly an advisor to the U.S. Defense Research and Development Board, had confirmed crash saucers were being studied by a super-secret U.S. government group. Then...

According to my sources, Friedman instantly concluded the group had been established to study the Roswell saucer and bodies, and fingered Menzel as the most likely leader of the outfit because he was "right on the scene" when the crash occurred, working on an Air Force contract. I am told no amount of argument would dissuade Friedman, who contended Menzel's avid debunkery was part of a clever cover for his true views and secret activities. Then...

Friedman quickly worked up a list of probable members of the "Sarbacher-Smith group", which my sources say included not only Menzel but all on the EBD MJ-12 roster. Over the next couple of years, Friedman quietly but enthusiastically touted his theory about Menzel and the saucer-study panel to ufological colleagues. Then...

In 1984, the EBD, exposed on a roll of undeveloped 35mm film, allegedly arrived in Jaime Shandera's mailbox. Shandera was an associate of Friedman and his Roswell collaborator Bill Moore. This trio proceeded to devote much time and energy to research suggested by the curious windfall. Then...

In 1987, they went public with the EBD and MJ-12 at the National UFO Conference in Burbank. Friedman made much of his "Who'da thunk it?" surprise on discovering Menzel's involvement, uttering nary a word about his earlier notions. Who'da thunk it?


LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR:


BOOKS TO KEEP YOUR BONFIRE BURNING BRIGHTLY:


CASH-LANDRUM UFO INCIDENT

Three Texans are injured during an encounter with a UFO and military helicopters, written by John Schuessler. A 323-page soft-cover book now available from MUFON, P.O. Box 369, Morrison, CO, 80465-0369, for $19.95, plus $2 for postage and handling.

SINNERS ECLIPSE MOON

Rampaging Muslims burnt down 40 hotels and bars in the Northern Nigerian city of Maiduguri in reaction to the lunar eclipse on 9 January. "The immoral acts committed in these places are responsible for this eclipse," police quoted a youth leader as saying. (Reuters] 11 Jan 2001

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