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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 47, No. 8
September 5th, 2000

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041

JANES RANDI TRIES ON A NEW SUIT:

For many weeks your "Smear" editor has remained silent about the latest lawsuit against arch-debunker James ("The Amusing") Randi, as we wanted to wait until the legal papers had actually been served upon him. This finally happened on August 4th, which by meaningless coincidence happens to have been our 69th birthday!

Eldon Byrd, a friend and sometimes coworker of psychic Uri Geller, has brought a second and new libel action against Randi, and this time the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) of Fort Lauderdale, Florida is also included. The case was filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland (Case # PJM 00 CV 1038). This is a public document available to anyone, at the courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland.

On May 22nd, 1999 Randi gave a public lecture at Cal Tech, in California. At that time Randi read from a formal statement which he had apparently already sent to some people, and for which he invited others to write to him. This Statement, with a cover letter from the JREF with Randi signed as "President", consisted of Randi's explanation for the infamous "Blackmail Tape", and repeated his version of the events that led up to the production of the tape.

Randi claims that he made this tape under the direction of the police chief of Rumson, New Jersey, to entrap harassing obscene callers. (Many people with knowledge of the situation - including your "Smear" editor - believe Randi's explanation to be nonsense. )

But the Statement, part or all of which he read aloud at the Cal Tech meeting, includes a section that Byrd and his attorney argue is reasonably construed as asserting that Byrd was behind a "blackmail" attempt against Randi, and that such blackmail "is a crime". This view is fortified by the fact that Randi had earlier and elsewhere written that Byrd "launched a blackmail campaign" against him.

Therefore Byrd contends that Randi has falsely called him (Byrd) a criminal, and that this is prima facie libelous.

In addition to mailing the Statement to some people, Randi also seems to have allowed it to go out over the Internet to many people.

The case is now at the beginning of the Discovery Process stage, which means that interrogatories and documents will have to be produced by each side. Stay tuned!


OUTRAGE OVER JOHN CARPENTER'S ETHICS, OR LACK THEREOF:

Larry Bryant, who was pictured on the front page of our last issue, is Director of Governmental Affairs for MUFON. Larry is upset about the fact that John Carpenter, MUFON's Director of Abduction Research, has apparently sold 140 abduction case histories to wealthy Robert Bigelow of NIDS for the sum of fourteen thousand dollars.

In a formal statement, Larry Bryant says:

"Since a cloud of alleged impropriety now hangs over the Executive Committee (of MUFON) for its having taken so long to act upon its months-long knowledge of the 'Carpenter Affair', I hereby call upon all members of the Executive Committee to resign forthwith from their Committee positions, from their membership on the MUFON Board of Directors, and from their MUFON general membership - all in the interest of helping restore the public's confidence in the purpose, operation, management, and integrity of this organization...

"In addition, you Executive Committee members owe all of us in the entire field of UFO research not only a full, written explanation as to who on the MUFON Board originally knew of the 'Carpenter Affair' (and when they knew it) but also a published apology for their having embargoed or otherwise downplayed that knowledge at the expense of the rest of the Board. If we have a lesson to be learned from this debacle, how about this one: Enforced silence never can be the ally of truth!"

John Carpenter has given the Internet a long, rambling explanation of his behavior. Among other things, he blames his ex-wife Elizabeth for his troubles; he states that he does UFO abduction research in his spare time as a hobby, though he is a professional psychologist; the cases that Bigelow paid him for were not official MUFON cases; Confidentiality of abductees' addresses, etc. was maintained; but he admits that his relationship with Bigelow goes all the way back to 1995.

In an even longer and more rambling statement, Carpenter's current wife Debra vigorously defends her husband, but without going into any of the specifics of the allegations against him. Debra threatens to sue Larry Bryant and everyone else who has passed on Larry's diatribe. There is a decidedly Christian overtone to her ravings, though Christian tolerence seems to be lacking. Fortunately, "Smear" has not participated in this Internet storm, so we are in the clear so far!

John Schuessler, the new MUFON czar, chimes into the above-mentioned discussion by saying that he has set up an Ethics Committee, consisting of four (unnamed) MUFON Board members, who will go carefully over the documentary evidence against Carpenter that was submitted by someone named Gary Hart earlier this year. A formal report on the matter will then be made public in the MUFON Journal. Schuessler seems to be taking a calm, diplomatic attitude toward the whole matter, which is to his credit.

Is this all a tempest in a teapot? Probably so, except to the abductees who understandably are defensive about the public knowing the details of their strange experiences. We shall await with interest the outcome of this complex affair.


UTTER GIBBERISH DEPARTMENT:

In regard to Dr. Linda Corley's fascinating-if-true lecture at the 2000 MUFON Convention, the August issue of the MUFON Journal has this to say: "Corley also discussed her research into the symbols drawn by Marcel, which he said were on a beam in the debris from the crash site. Comparing ancient writings, including demotic hieroglyphs (as on the Rosetta Stone in Egyptian and Greek) and Tironian Notes (Roman), and utilizing Latin translation, Corley translated the series of symbols on the beam roughly as follows:

"'To go sail, fly, move - from a point in time to take or carry away from some place - toward first the point or goal at which anything arrives - to be, exist, live, take place, happen and occur - the mouth singing.'"


ROSWELL, THE MUSICAL

Every summer since 1998 has seen a professional theatrical production called "Roswell, the Musical'', performed in the fabled New Mexico desert town of the same name. Naturally the musical is based, very loosely, on the legendary interplanetary crash there, back in 1947.

According to a review we have read, the first act of the play is vaguely true to the crash legend, whereas the second act goes off into a largely unrelated love story. The music itself is said to be very good indeed. The play ends with the entire cast singing a rousing closing number, but strangely, the sheriff shows up for this number partially dressed in his girlfriend's clothes. The significance of this, if any, is not explained!

Below is ace cartoonist Matt Graeber's interpretation of this play, which we hope to actually see on our next visit to Roswell - if ever. The play is performed from mid June till late July every summer. Tickets may be obtained by calling 505-622-4950. Wheee!


NEWS BRIEFIES (formerly TIDBITS OF TRASH)


PFLOCK PTALK - HEY, UFROGS! LIGHTEN UP

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Ufologists are always complaining that they "don't get no respect". They whine that the field which they say means so much to them is not taken seriously. Seems to me one of the top reasons for this is that ufologists take themselves too damn seriously!

Zealotry and self-importance plague The Field. This Leading Ufologist and that Leading Ufologist is so sure his is a Historic Mission, so certain he has The Answer to the Mystery of the Millennium that he becomes the subject matter - UFOs - personified.

Of course, every one of these Big Frogs has appropriated his own small - no, tiny - pond with a well-centered lily pad throne on which to squat. Each plops on his own royal seat, loudly and oh-so-seriously croaking and fending off any other frogs who presume to suggest they might know something about the depth of the big fella's mud puddle. Roswell puddle. Abductions puddle. Mutilations puddle. Saucer history puddle. UFO skeptic puddle. Ufological political correctness puddle. Croak! Croak! Croak!

Have you ever seen a frog that wasn't absolutely certain of his own centrality in the universe? Ever seen a frog that wasn't funny, very funny indeed, because of his own self-importance, utterly unaware of how silly he looks sprawling on and quite a bit off a semi-submerged leaf in a fetid pool with a gaggle of burbling tadpoles wiggling around him?

Look around you. Do you see all the self-important Ufrogs? Listen. Do you hear all their I-am-the-greatest croaking? The cacophony is enough to make you - and Real Science - deaf, isn't it? Listen again. Do you hear any of them laughing at themselves? This time, it's the silence that's deafening!

I've got a theory, well, a notion: If ufology never rises above the status of a tabloid semi-proto-science, one not unimportant reason will be because its practitioners - I know this is stretching the use of a perfectly good word to the breaking point - um, leading lights don't - can't - laugh at themselves.

Hey, you dim-bulbs: Lighten up. Look in the mirror. Read "Smear". See yourselves as you really are. Scary, huh? Yeah, but funny, very funny. Have a good laugh. Knock yourselves out!

There is no better antidote for what ails ufology today, both as to its internal difficulties and where it stands with the outside "straight" world than a good belly laugh at itself. Read "Smear", ufology, and be saved!


BOOK REVIEW:

We have been blessed with an "uncorrected proof, not for sale" copy of the forthcoming book by Dr. Kevin Randle, PhoD., called "The Roswell Encyclopedia". This is because the entries are arranged alphabetically.

Randle is surely the most prolific of the many people who have written on this subject. He is extremely well informed on all the details, he is intellectually honest, and he is justifiably proud of his recently-obtained Ph.D., in spite of the fact that it was achieved through "distance-learning". His present book is an important contribution to the never-ending subject of Roswell.

In a recent phone conversation with your editor, Randle claimed that "The Roswell Encyclopedia" attempts to be objective. If objectivity is possible in this controversial-subject, Randle has nevertheless failed to achieve it. Much material had to be left out, due to the publisher's space limitations, but the material presented is biased to conform to Randle's personal belief, as stated on Page 310, that "based on the evidence and testimony, what fell at Roswell was a craft built on another world...The evidence for that is overwhelming."

An example of bias is Randle's snide remark in the section on Professor Charles Moore, that "Moore has billed himself as the man who launched the Roswell Incident". This is of course a reference to Project Mogul. We know Charles Moore, and he does not bill himself as anything. He does seem to believe in unidentified flying objects (including at least one that he saw himself), but not in spaceships. Moore's interest in the classic Socorro, New Mexico landing was noted in the lead story in our July 15th issue.

In regard to "Smear's" own Karl Pflock, Randle discusses a totally irrelevant incident years ago in which Pflock used a fake name in an effort to learn more about cattle mutilations. Although Pflock's book "Roswell in Perspective" is discussed, there is no mention of a key article that Pflock published in the September 1998 issue of 'Fortean Times". If this article is correct in its viewpoint, there is no need to go on arguing about the exact composition of the Roswell debris, because whatever it was, it could not have been interplanetary.

Pflock's 'Fortean Times" article - published in England and too little known in this country - states clearly that "the relevant, extensive, authentic formerly classified official United States government record establishes beyond any reasonable doubt that no physical evidence of the nature and origin of UFOs was in the possession of or known to American authorities at any time before mid-1955." In a footnote Pflock says that this still remains the case, in his opinion.

To his credit, Randle trashes most (but definitely not all) of the pro-interplanetary Roswell evidence. He rejects the MJ-12 documents, the alien autopsy video, the reliability of the late Lt. Col. Philip J. Corso, and the testimony of alleged Roswell witnesses such as Gerald Anderson, Barney Barnett, and Glenn Dennis. Regarding John Keel's absurd theory that the Roswell crash involved a World War II Japanese Fugo Balloon, Randle states: "Keel ignored what he couldn't explain, belittled what he couldn't ignore, and offered nothing to prove what he said." Randle also puts down the efforts of Tom Carey and many others to read the writing on the piece of paper in General Ramey's hand, in the famous 1947 photo well known to Roswell researchers.

Elsewhere Randle admits that "although the Project Mogul material resembles, in a gross sense, that found by Mac Brazel (on the Foster Ranch) it is not an exact match..." But isn't it close enough?? Randle's persistence in believing that the event was interplanetary is apparently because of shaky testimony involving a second crash site. About four different locations have been given for this second site!

To Randle's everlasting credit, the longest entry in his Encyclopedia is an abbreviated version of the statement by Kent Jeffrey, a pilot who was behind the original "Roswell Declaration" but later disappointed many, many followers by stating that he had changed his mind about the interplanetary nature of the Roswell Incident. Jeffrey's abbreviated statement runs from Page 166 to 194. Elsewhere in the book Randle attacks Jeffrey's reasoning, but here he mercifully leaves it alone. Buy "The Roswell Encyclopedia" and read Pages 166-194 if nothing else!

Says Kent Jeffrey (Page 179):

"While we have no idea what the debris from a crashed spaceship would look like, it is reasonable to assume that it would reflect a level of complexity and technical advancement beyond imagination. Postulating that a few pieces of foil, plastic-like material, and short beams constitute the remains of a machine of such capability and complexity is more than just a quantum leap, it is completely baseless and totally illogical..."

This latest UFO book by Kevin Randle, published by HarperCollins, will be in bookstores any day now, hopefully with an index, which our copy does not have - and if there's still no index, at least we'd like to see a table of contents, which our copy does not have, either!

In closing we'd like to remind you that Karl Pflock's definitive expose of Roswell as an interplanetary event will be published by Prometheus Press early next year. It is called "Roswell: Inconvenient Facts and the Will to Believe". Will Pflock's book finally end the Roswell controversy? No book written by a mere mortal could ever do that, but at least it will be a giant step in the right direction.


MISSIVES FROM THE MASSES:


FOLI ALIENS BY SLEEPING ON YOUR TUMMY!

WASHINGTON - Want to avoid being kidnapped by space aliens? Just sleep on your tummy!

An extensive study of UFO absuctions shows that in 97 percent of cases in which people were whisked away from their bedrooms at night, the victims were sleeping on their backs.


WORK OVERLOAD?

Get away from it all for two fun days!

September 23-24, 2000 are the days to remember! That's when the 37TH Annual National UFO Congress will be in Corpus Christi!

Hear such experts ad Stanton J. Friedman, Walt Andrus, Ann Druffel and others!

For ticket information, call 361/937-2381

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