Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 46, No. 12
December 5th, 1999

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


BEWARE OF THE DREADED "Y2K", BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYHOW!

AAs the fateful year 1999 draws to an end, everyone has his or her own way of dealing with the impending pseudo-millennium (the real one either has passed already, or comes a full year from now). Here at "Smear" Headquarters, we are stocking up on food, booze, and money. Of course the money may soon become either worthless or useless, but we are willing to take that chance! ...

Incidentally, we again want to thank those few of you (you know who you are) who have continued to send material for "Smear". We can't print everything we receive, but we sincerely appreciate all of it! And as always, our special thanks go out to cartoonist Matt Graeber, whose work is spread throughout this issue and many others. Also, special thanks to graphic artist Miller Johnson for unique pictures of our recent San Antonio convention. We wish we had Space to print some of them here.


GRAY BARKER UFO COLLECTION IN JEOPARDY???

It is now fifteen years since the late, great Gray Barker passed on to whatever he passed on to. He is pictured at right during a television appearance many years ago.

The Clarksburg - Harrison County Library in Clarksburg, West Virginia has a room in its annex devoted to the display of Barker's UFO-related books, magazines, and correspondence. Serious researchers are allowed to look through this collection by appointment. Your editor has contributed back issues of "Smear" (which Barker briefly edited in the late 1960s) and we intend to make other contributions in the future. There have been rumors, however, that the Barker Collection may be downgraded or even disposed of. If you oppose this idea, write a gentle note to the gentleman in charge of the Barker project. His name is David Horechin, and the Library's address is 404 West Pike Street, Clarksburg, W.Va. 26301.


NEWS REGARDING THE NATIONAL UFO CONFERENCE (NUFOC) & ITS GOVERNING BOARD:

We are pleased to announce that the location of next year's National UFO Conference has already been decided, thus giving us plenty of time to prepare. This annual event will be held in Corpus Christi, Texas some time in September, 2000, on a date that will soon be announced. The local host(ess?) will be a lady named Doris Upchurch, who will receive help if needed from various members of NUFOC's Governing Board, which is technically called the Permanent Organizing Committee (POC).

One long-time member of the POC died on November 9th of this year. His name was Al Manak, and he had been involved in UFO research ever since the year 1947, when he was still a child. He was active throughout the years with the United Aerial Phenomena Agency (UAPA) ofCleveland, Ohio, and was one of the founders of the NUFOC, back in 1964. Although not a nationally-known ufologist, he will be missed.

Other members of the POC are: Jim Moseley, Permanent Chairman; Rick Hilberg; Tom Benson; Tim Beckley; Antonio Huneeus; William Moore; Allen Greenfield; Karl Pflock; Matt Graeber; and Curt Sutherly.

Now we are adding two new people to the POC: Dennis Stacy of San Antonio, who hosted this year's NUFOC, and is a former editor of the MUFON journal. Also Tim Brigham of Pensacola, Florida (right next to Gulf Breeze), who is the former editor of "Devil's Advocate", a printed zine which sadly has been lost to the Internet craze.

Thus there are now twelve members of the POC. Perhaps we should change the name to MG-12 (Moseley's Group of Twelve), or some such title. We will give this some thought.


"PROJECT AWARENESS" CONCLAVE IN CLEARWATER BEACH, FLORIDA:

On the weekend of November 12th-14th, the "Project Awareness" group held a convention in a new location, namely the luxurious Clearwater Beach Hilton Resort. For whatever reason, the number of devotees in attendance was considerably smaller than at the group's annual convention near Gulf Breeze.

Famed offbeat writer Brad Steiger and his wife Sherry were among the intended speakers, but at the last minute they were unable to attend. Substituting for the Steigers were Whitley Strieber and abduction researcher Constance Clear.

Ms. Clear is shown in the photo at the right doing her stand-up comedy routine, which was separate and different from her pro-abduction lecture. The picture below shows a semi-mysterious cigar-shaped object that your fearless "Smear" editor photographed outside the Hilton Hotel. No one else was present at the time.There was writing - possibly alien in nature - on the craft, but it was too far away to read.

Other speakers included Lloyd Pye, still pushing the possibly alien skull(s) that he has described in previous talks. He expects to get a DNA report back shortly, which, if it shows anything weird, will cause quite a sensation when released.

Then there was journalist Jim Marrs, whose lecture had the ominous title "Rule by Secrecy: Unmasking The Hidden Masters of History and Religion". Our favorite speaker was a woman named k.t. (small letters!) Frankovich. She met Jesus Christ and the prophet Abraham during some sort of out-of-body experience. They met in the 3 1/2th Dimension, since they were 4-D and she was merely 3-D. Frankovich probably doesn't know (or care) that the 3 1/2th Dimension was "invented" quite a few years ago by your "Smear" editor, as a reasonable compromise between competing theories.

Other speakers included Michael Lindemann of "CNI News", Franceen King, William Buhlman, Dolores Cannon, and Joe McMoneagle, who is an expert on "remote viewing".

The next "Project Awareness" event will be held early next year, in or near famed Gulf Breeze.


LARRY BRYANT IN BIG TROUBLE WITH MUFON!

As most of you know, Larry Bryant is a recently-retired civilian employee of the U.S. Government, living near Washington, D.C. He considers himself to be the head of the Washington office of CAUS (Citizens Against UFO Secrecy). He thus works under the authority of lawyer Peter Gersten, now living in Arizona, who is the director of CAUS. Both are avidly trying to force our Government to admit there is reality to UFOS.

Bryant and another man are behind the current "ballot initiative", which is a petition drive in the 16 states that allow this direct initiative. If enough signatures are obtained, a pro-UFO proclamation would be put on the state ballot in the next election, and voters would be asked to decide whether or not the year 2000 should be declared "The Year of UFO Awareness".

Bryant is also on the Board of Directors of MUFON, with the title Director of Governmental Affairs. (Interestingly, the late Major Donald Keyhoe held this same title in MUFON, many years ago, after the breakup of NICAP.) Apparently it was only with some reluctance, and largely due to Bryant's extreme enthusiasm, that MUFON finally decided to back the "ballot initiative" a few months ago.

Now comes Bryant's next move: He decided it would be productive to sue the state of Virginia, where he lives, over the alleged fact that it is not fulfilling its constitutional duty to protect its citizens from harm - in this case, abduction by aliens. A similar move in Arizona by Gersten is explained in some detail in our Oct. 10th issue. Gersten is not on the MUFON Board of Directors, so the wrath of that organization has come down on Bryant, as some of its members feel that the man has finally gone too far. On Oct. 19th, MUFON czar Walt Andrus sent a letter to Bryant on behalf of the five-man Executive Committee of the Board, asking Larry to either resign or risk being expelled.

Andrus' wrath was partly due to provocative headings CAUS had put onto some of its Internet postings, such as "MUFON Board of Directors Needs Some Backbone" and "National MUFON - Forty Years of Impotence". The latter statement is false, if only because MUFON has not been in existence for more than about 30 years. Bryant blames the provocative headings on Gersten.

In one heated exchange of views, Executive Committee member Dan Wright had (in part) this to say about Larry Bryant's actions: "Threatening the Governor of Virginia with a lawsuit is WRONG! This man probably never heard of MUFON. He may not have given a cumulative 30 seconds of his life to considering a threat to our planet from non-human species. The Virginia constitution - indeed, the U.S. constitution - does NOT contemplate intrusions from beyond Earth. How DARE you attack the man, invoking the name of Patrick Henry and implying that he is less than a patriot unless he calls out the National Guard to protect the citizenry against alien invasion. That is ignorant at best... To whatever extent MUFON is tied to this, we'll be slaughtered!..."

Bryant has defended himself vigorously against all charges, but the matter has been put to a formal vote by the MUFON Board, which consists of about 22 members. As of this writing no decision about Larry's fate has been made, as all the votes are not in. But there is some question as to whether a Board member can be removed this way, without a hearing. Such a hearing would split the MUFON membership even more seriously than has already occurred.

Our view is this: MUFON is far, far from being a scientific organization. It is simply an advocacy group, and in an advocacy group it is not unreasonable for the Director of Governmental Affairs to behave as Bryant has. Removing him from the Board serves no useful purpose whatsoever. Granted, Bryant's legal moves are, in our opinion, largely futile - as the UFO phenomenon, whatever it may actually be, will reveal itself if and when it cares to do so. The Government has no control over that!


PFLOCK PTALK - UFOLOGICAL DIMENSIONS

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

This column marks my first anniversary as "Smear', Contributing Editor and Fifth Columnist, the perfect occasion to pick a fight with our Esteemed Editor.

Awhile back ("Smear", July lst, '99), Jim Moseley offered his personal position statement on the nature of UFOs and what's behind them. This is the latest iteration of his 3 1/2D/4-D/4 1/2D non-theory, one of several bazillion different positions on UFOs and their origins he's held since 1954, ranging from Mars to Earth to Magonia (though curiously, apparently not Zeta 2 Reticuli):

"(Editorial Royal) We feel that, whatever this phenomenon is, it has been a permanent part of earth's environment at least since the dawn of recorded history... There is a vast spectrum of weirdness that includes saucers as well as the paranormal. One cannot be separated from the other... The reality behind the saucers is the ultimate reality behind science and religion..."

Jim rejects nuts & bolts saucers and beings from another planet because our visitors are too much like us, their technology appears to be only a skip ahead of ours, and they "seem to be obsessed with sex - just as we are!"

Sigh...

The overriding problem with Moseleyism is that it accepts ufology's willy-nilly definition of its subject matter. Anything labeled "UFO" or "ufological" is part of the UFO phenomenon. If science worked that way, wombats and supernovas could as easily be lumped together. Just because someone thinks something is a UFO or UFO related (e.g., sexually-obsessed ETs), doesn't make it so.

The seeming connections between sundry paranormal phenomena and UFOs - not to mention the particulars of what people report - likely are for the most part artifacts of sloppy/wishful human thinking and perfectly natural unconscious attempts to interpret extraordinary events in terms of ordinary experience. To the degree that anything seemingly paranormal is associated with nuts & bolts saucers and critters, it's likely to be a consequence of our present state of knowledge. As Arthur Clarke observed, any sufficiently advanced science would appear to us as majic ... uh..maGic. Which doesn't make it magic.

As for the general similarities between us and Them, it stands to reason that spacefaring beings would seek out worlds like their own, and as a consequence of evolutionary selection, they likely would bear a passing resemblance to the natives. The Moseleyist notion to the contrary puts me in mind of the late Carl Sagan telling Betty Hill he'd find visiting aliens that looked like elephants more believable than humanoids. To which Betty retorted, "If they looked like elephants, then they'd be bothering the elephants, not us."


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