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-JOHN KEEL, writing in the March 25th, 1977 issue of "Saucer Glues" (one of the former names of "Saucer Smear)

Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 46, No. 8
July 25th, 1999

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS


RE-HASH OF THE 1999 MUFON CONFERENCE:

Your editor attended this year's annual MUFON convention, held in a luxury hotel just outside Washington, D.C. on the 4th of July weekend. As usual, we did not attend all of the events, but we'll give you a brief summary of our impressions.

This was indeed MUFON's 30th anniversary - not quite as good as the National UFO Conference, which will hold its 36th annual convention later this year - but nevertheless impressive. We were amazed to hear MUFON czar Walt Andrus still calling our chosen field "U-F-O-Ology" rather than "Ufology", but then, Walt has always been an amazing guy.

Among the thirteen speakers, veteran researcher Richard Hall gave a rather dull talk entitled "Fifty Years of UFO Politics and Discomfort Zones", whatever that means. Later Hall clashed verbally with arch-skeptic Dr. Gary Posner, who had dared to ask difficult questions at the press conference. The upshot of a complex dispute was that Hall told Posner "You're full of shit", to his face!

Budd Hopkins came up with new material in a talk called "A 1961 Car Levitation UFO Abduction Case", and Stanton Friedman's theme was "Star Travel? Yes!" At least he has finally buried his "Cosmic Watergate" after all these years!

One of our favorites was an attractive Australian lass named Kelly Cahill, who was involved in a multiple witness abduction case several years ago. She was sole speaker at a Sunday morning "brunch", and gave out free copies of her book. In the background, Dr. Bruce Maccabee played a medley of tunes on the piano.

An unscheduled event, vaguely associated with the convention, was a 4th of July barbecue Sunday afternoon, the guests being CIA members (such as Ron Pandolfi) and CIA wanna-be's - among them Bill LaParl and Joe Stefula. This was by invitation only, so obviously your editor was not there.

Much more could be said, but between the information in Karl Pflock's column and the photo captions below, you can get the gist of what went on. Onward and upward!

1999 MUFON CONVENTION PHOTOS: Top Row, Left: England's Jenny Randles poses with a friend, following her excellent 4-D oriented lecture. Right: The very mysterious Gordon Novel (a friend of semi-mysterious John Alexander) as seen at a book table. Second Row: The old and the new (?): Left: Aging Phil Klass poses in his walker. Right: Nuclear Physicist Stanton Friedman hawks his wares, as usual. Bottom Row: Computer millionaire Joe Firmage is mobbed by fans following his very thought-provoking presentation Saturday evening. Right: The still beautiful and rather charming Linda Cortile (alias Napolitano) of abduction fame. She was not on the convention program this time, but was seen in the company of her mentor Budd Hopkins, who was.


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PFLOCK PTALK - THE FUTURE OF UFOLOGY - IS THERE ONE? (PART 1)

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Heckler: Ninety-five percent of science fiction is crap!

SF Writer Theodore Sturgeon: Ninety-five percent of everything is crap!

Just back from this year's MUFON symposium, I'd have to answer my own question. "Maybe" or "Depends on what you mean by 'future' and how you spell 'ufology', with or without a double 'o'".

On the plus side, including day-pass walk-ins, this year's gaggle drew about 700 - more than double the attendance in Denver last year and approaching triple that of '97 in Grand Rapids. It didn't hurt that the con was held a cigar's throw from the White House, easily and cheaply accessible to far more people. But, then, the '95 event was in Seattle and attendance was over 800 (because Yrs Trly was on the program? Nah...) Who can say what these numbers really mean?

Also on the plus side, two prominent booksellers in the "huckster" room, both of whom had been pessimistic about sales, told me business was booming, far exceeding their most optimistic projections. If activity at other tables is any indication, most of the other merchants and cause mongers for a price did very well indeed. This is important. All but lacking research grants and other sources of funding available to Real Scientists, ufologists largely depend upon commercial publication, the lecture circuit, etc., to stay alive. It's beside the point that 95% of what's sold and what's called research is crap. The other 5% is the hope of "single-'o", ufology, and the rest is the price we pay for it.

Concerning which, it seemed to me the wackiness quotient of this year's speaker line-up was much greater than in the past and (mostly) abductions related. There was Eve Francis Lorgen with her "alien dating service", giving philanders a new excuse when caught in flagrante: The aliens made me do it! (Move over, Ol' Scratch.) And Beverly Trout, Iowa MUFON director, excellent speaker and, she believes, lifelong abductee, telling an um-humming and oh-yessing audience her abductors were using her to teach human-alien hybrids country-and-western line dancing. And Betty Andreasson Luca with the latest version of her absurd hash of "science", born-again Christianity, and mawkish sentimentality. And Bruce Maccabee with a surprise: a highly dubious "UFOto" case which he says provides photographic proof of missing time. (Bruce, given your well-known sensahumor, I'm convinced you're just pulling our collective leg - at least I hope you are.)

But the 5% was well represented by Jenny Randles, Eddie Bullard, and a couple of others...

To Be Continued.


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