Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

OFFICE MANAGER: Randall Raydon

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER

Volume 46, No. 7
July 1st, 1999

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041

Our sincere thanks, as always, to those of you who have sent us material, and may we encourage all of you to continue doing so.Not be- ing on the (cursed) Net, we would miss a lot of good stuff if it were not for your help. Our technology may be from the Stone Age, but we still want to remain - along with Dr. Roger Leir, on the Cutting Edge of Ufoology!


"SMEAR" EDITOR'S PERSONAL "POSITION STATEMENT":

In our last issue, Contributing Editor Karl Pflock devoted his column to explaining "Where I Stand". Whereas he prefers 3-D "nuts & bolts" saucers & space people, we prefer 3 1/2-D, 4-D or 4 1/2-D entities. But we really only disagree about one thing: Pflock believes that our Visitors were around for a few years and then went away, whereas we feel that, whatever this phenomenon is, it has been a permanent part of the earth's environment at least since the dawn of recorded history, and remains here now.

Our skepticism is caused by the fact that our supposed Visitors are just too much like us - physically, emotionally, and intellectually. They never seem to tell us anything we don't already know.Their technology is only a very few years ahead of our own.

Granted that intelligent life probably exists throughout the universe, it is still a weird coincidence indeed that we are being visited by creatures who are almost precisely at our own stage of evolution. If they were a little less developed, they couldn't get here at all, and if they were much more developed, we might not even recognize them as intelligent life forms. After all, evolution has been going on for billions of years and hopefully will continue for a few billion years more!

It is absurd to believe that a highly developed race would engage in silly genetic and sexual experiments with earthlings.These creatures seem to be obsessed with sex - just as we are! Abductions apparently have some sort of reality, but it is definitely not a 3-D physical reality. Just what is involved, we do not know.

What is really happening, in our opinion, is that we are having occasional contacts with another realm of being - another dimension, or whatever. There is a vast spectrum of weirdness that includes saucers as well as the paranormal. One cannot be separated from the other, as tempting as it might be to do so. The reality behind the saucers is the ultimate reality behind science and religion. At our present stage of knowledge, we cannot understand it at all well, but hopefully someday we will. Don't hold your breath!


SEX AND SAUCERS - AGAIN!

Speaking of sexual experiments with earthlings, the Spring 1999 issue of the International UFO Reporter (IUR) has a story that makes David Huggins' life history sound run-of-the-mill.

It seems that a young Australian gentleman named Peter Khoury was in bed early one morning in 1992. He had been injured at work and was on strong pain medication and other drugs, but it is doubtful these caused any hallucination, as he has had contact/abduction type experiences at other times.

In any case, two somewhat unusual-looking naked women appeared in his room from out of nowhere. When he woke up they were both sitting on his bed. One, who was tall and blond, tried to force him to put his face on her breast, but he resisted and bit off a piece of her nipple, in a Mike Tyson sort of way.The woman apparently felt no pain, but both women vanished shortly after that.

Then, when he went into the bathroom, he found two human hairs wrapped painfully around his penis. He placed at least one of them in an envelope, and years later, when the opportunity arose, he gave it to an unnamed group of Australian scientists to analyze, regarding DNA. The result, in long-winded technical language, seems to be that these women are hybrids of some sort, with DNA very close to human, but not quite close enough. Weird!

Here, finally, is an abduction-type story with alleged physical evidence. This article is 16 pages long, so we have only given you the highlights. It is written in a sober, sensible manner by one Bill Chalker, who is described as one of Australia's leading researchers.


JAMES RANDI UPDATE:

When we briefly mentioned James ("The Amusing") Randi and the infamous "Blackmail Tape" in our May 5th, 1999 issue, we did not yet realize that the whole mess has started up all over again.Randi's version of events, going all the way back to 1968, is given in a 7-page rant dated April 1999, with a "To Whom It May Concern" covering letter dated May 3rd, 1999. These documents can be obtained presumably for free by writing to: James Randi Educational Foundation, 201 S.E. 12th St., Fort Lauderdale, Fl. Include stamped self-addressed envelope.

Back in 1991-1992, "Smear" printed a series of articles regarding the lawsuits brought against Randi by psychic Uri Geller and by another (alleged) psychic named Eldon Byrd. We also discussed the "Blackmail Tape" and related matters, and we included long anti-CSICOP articles by parapsychologist George Hansen and UFO historian Jerome Clark. In addition, we published at that time part of an earlier incarnation of Randi's version of events. These articles are in "Smear" Vol. 38, No. 8, 9, and 10 (1991), and Vol. 39, No. 1, 4, 5, and 6 (1992). They may be obtained for a reasonable price from Tom Benson, P. 0. Box 1174, Trenton, N.J. 08606.

A true student of this complicated subject might want to read all of the above, in order to understand both sides of disputed matters.

What has happened recently is as follows: Within the past few months, someone has started sending out the "Blackmail Tape" again, together with other material which Randi considers to be obscene.The old "Blackmail Tape" was on an audio cassette, whereas the new one is on a CD disc.

We have the audio cassette and several copies of the written transcript of same. We have very recently written to Randi asking his permission for us to send to interested parties just the transcript together with his April 1999 rant, so that unbiased people can read both and decide for themselves just what the truth of the matter may be - i.e., under what circumstances was the "Blackmail Tape" made, and how did it get out to the public in the first place? Randi and your editor are in partial disagreement on these matters.

The other Randi event that has happened recently is really strange.

A Caltech (California) graduate student named Conrado Cano wrote a letter to Randi and/or his Foundation, threatening to publish expose material about Randi unless the Foundation pavs out its approximately one million dollars in prize money to psychic(s) who deserve it. A deadline of June lst, 1999 was set for this - the date being the anniversary of the late Carl Sagan's marriage to his wife! Apparently Cano was not even familiar with the "Blackmail Tape" and was referring to other negative material. Incidentally, we are told that Cano is an admirer of far-out UFO guru Dr. Steven Greer.

Because of these apparently unrelated situations - the recent mailings of the Tape and the very peculiar threat by Cano, Randi did a very unexpected thing: When it came his turn to speak at a May 21st-22nd meeting of the Skeptics Society, of which Randi is a leading member (having resigned from CSICOP, the rival skeptical group), our Amusing friend chose to read his above-mentioned 7-page rant, rather than give the speech that everyone expected.

Worse, Cano was actually in the audience at that time.We are told that when Cano heard Randi's emotional defense of his position, he (Cano) went to the opposite extreme and apologized profusely, including in writing - but Randi refused to accept his apology and still considers Cano to be "The Enemy".This is how things now stand.

In the Letters section of this issue we have printed personal letters we have recently received from Randi's current lawyer and from the Amusing One himself, However, at press time we still have no answer to our challenge re distributing the "Blackmail Tape" transcript. Stay tuned!


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS:


PFLOCK PTALK - GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT

by Karl Pflock, "Smear" Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Last "Smear", it seemed I'd made a hairsbreadth escape from a howling mob of true ufological and ufoological believers.Let's see what's doing now on the ramparts of embattled Fort Erehwon...

Whew! The mob is cheering - except that drooling remnant of Operation Right to Know over there. No, friends! Don't ... Eeeww! Too late. While I appreciate your enthusiastic support, please remember loons have a constitutional right to be loons.

Uh, oh! Here comes another mob - waving copies of Skeptical Inquirer and works of Phil Klass and Robert Sheaffer. Who is that geezer in front, wielding a cane and tape recorder? Barker save us! The Klass himself! Oh, woe. Now what?! Maybe...

In a letter last ish, fellow Ufologist of the Year Robert Galganski took issue with my characterization of his analysis of the Roswell debris field "data" as silly. He's right. His analysis isn't silly. In fact, it's good, solid work. What's silly is the data on which he chose to base it.

Galganski assumes the anecdotes in which it is asserted the debris covered a large area of New Mexico high desert are true. He conveniently ignores the vast weight of testimony on the other side of the question, not the least being that of rancher Mac Brazel and his daughter Bessie, who helped her father round up the stuff. Then Galganski applies his considerable technical skills to his selective data and, wonder of wonders, comes up with answers comforting to those who still desperately cling to the dream of a saucer crash/retrieval near Roswell.

As I pointed out in IUR about a year ago, Galganski and others in The Field would do well to heed this point made by my old friend, the late, great Robert Heinlein: No matter how much effort, skill, talent, knowledge, and love - not to mention wishful thinking - are applied to the making of mud pies (or out of this world debris fields), the end product is still mud (or silly ufoological pipe dreams). GIGO - garbage in, garbage out!

The whole issue of data selection is one which plagues ufology across the board. What data is good data? What data really is ufologically relevant as opposed to just anomalistic - e.g., do Bigfoot, crop circles, chupacabras, and most alleged abductions really apply? A ufologist's garbage may be a cryptozoologist's treasure, and vice versa...

Next time, the future of ufology - is there one?


BOOK REVIEWS:

We have a surprisingly pleasant book called "UFOs Over Topanga Canyon", referring to a sparcely-populated hilly area several miles north of metropolitan Los Angeles. This tome is written by Preston Dennett, who is identified as a field investigator for MUFON.The publisher is Llewellyn, and the price is $12.95.

It seems that in Topanga Canyon there have been many UFO sightings over the years, peaking in a "flap" on and following June 14th, 1992. For instance, on that date a couple identified only as Daniel and Katherine had a series of very unusual sightings. Over a period of approximately two hours, they witnessed a total of some two hundred lights or small craft move about in close proximity to their Topanga Canyon home. Over a period of weeks, another couple had close-up sightings of craft of different sizes, some of which appeared to hover or land just a few yards from their house. (But they were never curious enough to go outdoors to learn more details!) In all, the author has investigated 82 incidents, mostly from 1992, but some going back as far as the 1940s and 1950s.

What we like about this book is that Dennett sticks to the facts, as told to him by the witnesses. He doesn't go off onto any tangents as to what the meaning of all this may be. On the other hand, few real names are used, there are no photographs, and all we really have is the unsubstantiated word of various people who seem to be a reasonable cross-section of Canyon residents. Thus the bottom line is - lots of intriguing evidence, but no proof of anything.

Is Topanga Canyon a "window" area, like Gulf Breeze and several other areas are claimed to be? We surely don't know, and neither does But this is a worthwhile read....


LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR


WOULD YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER WITH THAT?

A woman who bought a tube of contraceptive jelly from a drugstore in Memphis,Tenn., became pregnant and announced she was sueing the drug store for $500,000. The woman explained she had unprotected sex because she thought she was safe after eating the jelly on toast, admitting,"Who has time to sit around reading directions these days, especially when you're sexually aroused?


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