Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 46, No. 6
June 5th, 1999

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


MORE ON HARRY S TRUMAN'S UFO VIEWS:

In our March 15th issue, we discussed the Truman quote in Joe Firmage's recent full-page ad in the newspaper USA Today, and we also modestly mentioned our own two meetings with Truman in which he definitely expressed negative opinions about flying saucers.

Once again, the Firmage quote, from an April 4th, 195O press conference, is: "I can assure you that flying saucers, given that they exist, are not constructed by any power on earth". The key phrase here is "given that they exist". The obvious implication is that Truman did not believe they exist!

Firmage apparently obtained this quote from "The Unidentified Flying Objects Briefing Document", published in 1995 by Don Berliner and Antonio Hunneus. The problem is that according to MUFON Eastern Director George Filer, Stanton Friedman claims that there is no record of Truman having had any press conference on April 4th, 1950.In our opinion the quote is quite consistent with Truman's views as we knew them, but nevertheless it may be bogus.

We asked Antonio Huneeus about all this, and he admits that he obtained the quote from someone else (probably Berliner), and that he never had time to check it out for himself. Thus there is a bit of a mystery here.

Several of Firmage's thirteen other celebrity quotes in this ad are from the Berliner/Huneeus source, and it must be said that some of them (not necessarily the same ones) are misleading or taken out of context. (Our thanks to Karl Pflock & Antonio Hunneus for help on this item.)


FAKE ALIEN TEACHER FIRED NEAR KEY WEST:

Several years ago, your "Smear" editor was fired as MUFON Section Director for Monroe County, Florida, where Key West is located. This was probably because we didn't bring in any new MUFON members or investigate any UFO cases - since there were no local cases to investigate.

Here, finally, is a UFO-related story from Plantation Key, just a few miles from Key West. On May 11th a new science teacher named Hugh Allan was abruptly fired when it became known he was telling students that he was an alien from outer space. (He claimed he was just kidding.) This and other strange behavior caused Allan to be escorted off the school property by the police and told not to come back. According to the article, there were concerns that he was "chemically dependent" and could become violent.

If we decide to investigate this case, we will be sure to ask Allan if he is interested in becoming a MUFON member!


FAKE MARTIAN IN CANADA:

In Toronto, Canada, a man claiming to be a Martian had his lawsuit thrown out of court on the grounds that, since he was neither a human being nor a corporation, he had no standing in an Ontario (Canada) court.

The man, named Rene Joly, was suing the Defence Minister and several others, all of whom he connected to a plot to conceal his Martian origins.


RE-REVIEWING OUR OWN REVIEW:

Ann Druffel, author of "How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction", has written us mildly suggesting that she didn't much like our recent review of her book. She suggested that we actually read the book, or else quote from someone else's more favorable review.

We have chosen to do the latter. A person in Australia named Jim Owen wrote as follows about Ann's book: "Anyone who has the belief that he or she may be or has been involved in the Abduction Phenomena would find this publication an extremely rewarding experience.I would also suggest that anyone who has an interest in the subjects of UFOs or abductions will find this a most stimulating and rewarding book... "

It is available for $12 from: Crown Publishers, 201 East 50th St., New York, N.Y. 10022.


CRACKPOTS VS. CRACKPOTS:

We have a really strange Internet item from Canada, in which two real astrophysicists, working on communication with possible extraterrestrials, have stated their serious concern that "amateurs" may send messages into Space that give said extraterrestrials the wrong ideas!

The two scientists, who are employed by the Canadian government, are concerned that "inexperienced UFO fanatics could inadvertently invite an alien invasion". In an e-mail to the Prime Minister and other officials, they complained that "sooner or later, messages carelessly designed might put Earth at risk".

A spokesman for the Prime Minister commented, "Come on, this is insane!", and another official wondered facetiously if communications with space beings would be conducted properly in both of Canada's official languages - French and English.


UPDATE ON THE GLORIOUS FORTHCOMING SAN ANTONIO CONVENTION:

The 36th running of the National UFO Conference (NUFOC) will be held on the weekend of September 25th & 26th at the Seven Oaks Hotel and Convention Center in San Antonio, Texas. (Phone: 210-824-5371.) Ordinary rooms will go for $45 per night, suites for $75.

Confirmed speakers include Whitley Strieber, computer whiz Joe Firmage (pictured below), MUFON czar Walt Andrus, Roswell expert Kevin Randle, "Smear" Contributing Editor Karl Pflock, and several others. You can reach local host Dennis Stacy at: P.O. Box 12434, San Antonio, Tx. 78212.


SHIT FROM THE SKY!

According to the May 16th Albuquerque (N.M.) Journal, Salt Lake City, Utah, has been the scene of a rather disgusting series of about a dozen Fortean falls involving raw sewage, apparently dumped by passing airplanes. It is not at all clear, however, if airplanes are really the right answer here. One theory is that the shit is being dumped deliberately by one airplane, though this has not been proven. Our theory is that the Space People have finally gotten fed up with us Earthlings for some good reason! (Our thanks to non-subscriber Steve Barnett for this one.)


IT'S ABOUT TIME:

An interesting article in the Spring 1999 issue of Brent Raynes' "Alternate Perceptions" Magazine, written by Scott Dow, debunks the idea that the Roswell Incident was actually a Fu-go (or Fugo) balloon launched by the Japanese during World War II.The article notes that the Fu-go theory was originally proposed by John Keel in Fate Magazine, and also by Dr. Greg Little in a 1994 book.The article goes on to say that Little now believes in the Mogul balloon explanation for Roswell (as does your "Smear" editor).It is not known if Keel still hangs on to his Fu-gos!

MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS:


PFLOCK PTALK - WHERE I STAND

by Karl Pflock, "Smear" Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

In response to overwhelming demand from "Smear" non-subscribers and mindful of the howling mob of ufological true believers trudging up the hill toward dear ol' Hacienda Erehwon, this column is devoted to a statement of my position on the nature and origin of UFOS.

Yipe! The mob's at the gate. So without further preamble: UFOs are real - as yet unexplained phenomena. Many solid unknowns involving reports of strange craft and sometimes living creatures and/or physical evidence and visual records (photos, motion picture film) leave us with but two choices: hoax or real essentially as reported (a few admit of a psychological explanation as well). If what occurred in these cases was objectively real and reasonably accurately reported, they must have been encounters with nonhuman intelligence and its works.

Based on the data, I'm subjectively certain we have been visited by nonhuman intelligent beings - to my '50s-conditioned mind, most likely from an extra-solar planet of our galaxy. However, we do not yet have proof of this - as opposed to very strong evidence pointing to it - though such proof very well may be in the data already in hand, as yet unrecognized as such.

If we've had such visitors, I suspect they were here and left some time ago - arriving in the early to mid-1940s, and departing in the late 1960s or early 1970s. They came here because Sol and his planets seemed cozily familiar. They studied our entire system and us quite closely. Once in awhile a couple of grad students got out of hand and buzzed the natives. On occasion some ambitious scientists overstepped a bit and interfered with the locals - the famous and, in my considered opinion, real 1961 abduction of Barney and Betty Hill comes to mind.Then they left, leaving us wondering, dreaming, hoping...

Next time, a few more thoughts on what's right with ufology.


BOOK REVIEWS:

As usual, UFO-related books are coming into our Headquarters faster than we can find Space to review them.


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