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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR:
Karl T. Pflock

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 46, No. 4
April 10th, 1999

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A MYTHICAL CREATURE AT MUFON!

Imagine our surprise & amusement when we saw on the cover of the March 1999 MUPON Journal a full-page photo of Walt Andrus himself, dressed in short pants and smiling like a kid who has found a new toy. Indeed, he is holding a large piece of plaster of paris, in which is embedded a mystery skeleton which, he claims, may well tie in with the visitors-from-Space syndrome. Beginning on Page 3 is the lead article, entitled "The Alien?" and personally written by MUFON International Director Walt Andrus!

The story is rather convoluted, but it jells nicely with the famed Aurora, Texas UFO crash of 1897. Unfortunately, the Aurora case is generally accepted in the UFO field as having been a hoax. This is the conclusion reached by historian Ronald Story in his 1980 "Encyclopedia of UFOS", and also by better-known UFO historian Jerry Clark. (And also by Dr. J. Allen Hynek and others!) Clark has a long article about Aurora in his most recent encyclopedia, detailing the involvement of various researchers through the years, including Hayden Hewes of the International UFO Bureau (now defunct), and MUFON.

According to a letter written in 1925 and re-discovered some time after that, two cigar-shaped spaceships landed near Ladonia, Texas on the night of April 16th, 1897, and little men were seen moving about in the vicinity of the ships. It is believed that one of these ships crashed the next day in Aurora, slightly less than a hundred miles away. (It starts to sound like Roswell already, doesn't it - except that the event was over a hundred years ago, and no eye-witnesses are still alive! )

Anyhow, some time after 1929 (the date is not made clear), a strange skeleton was skeleton embedded in plaster of paris dug up near Ladonia and was shown to Professor Bob Slaughter, a well-known paleontologist in that area. The skeleton is about forty inches tall, has mostly hollow bones, has teeth like a human, and most interestingly, there is some sort of ornate belt and ceremonial sword. There are some resemblances to the dreaded "greys" of modern saucer mythology, but Andrus, always the cautious researcher, carefully states: "MUFON is making no claims that the skeleton is of an extraterrestrial alien.... (but) the similarities are sufficient to make it very exciting for future study." (If this is not a claimed alien , why is it the lead story in the MUFON Journal?

Bob Slaughter wrote a book published in 1996 called "Fossil Remains of Mythical Creatures" (italics ours), of which the first chapter is called "Alien". The other chapters deal with strange bones and fossils from around the world. It is published by Smilodoness Books of Dallas, Texas, and it sounds like such a good read that we are trying hard to obtain a copy - with no success, so far. The publisher won't answer his phone!

Sadly, Bob Slaughter died in early 1998, just months before Walt Andrus tried to contact him. All the other key figures in the case are either dead or missing. Researching this weird skeleton will not be easy, but in a phone interview with your "Smear" editor, Andrus vowed to go on trying!

One clue that Andrus might want to follow up is that Bob Slaughter was a sculptor as well as a paleontologist.

And guess what! According to the MUFON Journal, Slaughter's widow is working on a movie deal regarding all this, and the part of the deceased paleontologist is tentatively scheduled to be played by famed actor Paul Newman. Egads!

Let us close with a quote from Jerry Clark's commentary on the Aurora case: "All stories of lgth century UFO crashes must be viewed as suspect. It is probable that few such reports were believed, or even meant to be believed, in their time. Some are obvious jokes ... Newspaper hoaxing and frontier humor surely have far more to do with the genesis of these reports than do interplanetary tragedies... "

MUFON's membership has been slipping badly of late, partly because of the Internet, and partly for other reasons. We suspect that Andrus, with the help of the Journal's new editor Dwight Connelly, hopes to reverse this trend by jazzing things up a bit. Way to go, Walt!

Later: Through the kindness of Judith Slaughter, "Smear" has obtained her late husband's book. Perhaps the best part is the Introduction, written by a friend named George Toomer, supposedly a professor of comparative religion at Ladonia (Texas) University.

Professor Toomer is a fascinating combination of athiest, agnostic, and 4-D Thinker. Bob Slaughter apparently had much the same point of view. (Come to think of it, maybe Toomer is Slaughter!) Here are a few little gems from the Introduction:

"If one mythological example is accepted, then it becomes hypocritical to disregard another. Can we laugh at Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy while placing a call for an exorcist to chase away a demonic possession? ... A true believer in one mythical standard can't in good conscience poo-poo the standard of another... "

Also:

"The question of authenticity is no more important than that of religious relics ... There is really no right or wrong answer when dealing with the mystical - one accepts or rejects according to one's current popular faith in such things..."

Finally:

"A hoax is when someone is fooled. It's different from a lie in my opinion. Generally, only a fool can be a victim of a hoax, while the victim of a lie is usually one who had the faith to believe and was misled..."

Next comes the "Alien" chapter, followed by a chapter about mermaids, followed by a chapter about leprechauns; and so it goes, on through this fascinating little tome! If only Prof. Slaughter were still alive, we would surely consider giving him our coveted "Ufologist of the Year" Award! Slaughter appears to be in the school of the late, great Charles Fort himself, who deliberately assigned absurd theories to anomalous data, just to make us think!


"PROJECT AWARENESS" DOES IT AGAIN!

In an era of decreasing attendance at UFO conventions, Project Awareness' recent conclave at Pensacola Beach, Florida (next to Gulf Breeze) was quite a success - drawing between 500 and 600 people. This group sponsors two or three conventions per year, in various parts of the state of Florida. (The next one will be in Clearwater, in mid-November.)

As usual, Whitley Strieber was one of the most interesting out of approximately ten guest speakers on the program. He sold & autographed his current book "Confirmation", as pictured below, and he is currently working on another book called "The Coming Superstorm". The new offering concerns a weird experience he had on June 6th, 1998, while in Toronto on a book tour. It seems that a very strange human-looking guy knocked on his door in the middle of the night, and proceeded to give him words of wisdom that Strieber takes very seriously. "The Coming Superstorm" is co-authored with famed radio personality Art Bell.

Strieber also mentioned that he soon will be taking another detailed lie detector test. We predict that he will pass.

Another speaker we enjoyed was Edgar Evans Cayce, sole surviving son of the well-known psychic from Virginia Beach, Va., who died in 1945. We knew little about the elder Cayce, but now learn that he must have been a very kind and sincere man. A few of his predictions have come true,though many others have not - at least not yet.

And then there was Lloyd Pye, a last-minute substitute for a speaker who couldn't make it. Pye spoke of the discovery (see below) of two allegedly alien or hybrid skulls, which were found in a mine shaft in Mexico some sixty or seventy years ago. It isn't clear whether these skulls are pre-Columbian or not, as they have not yet been dated. Pye is a Bigfoot researcher who has become side-tracked onto the alien syndrome. His work was mentioned in Bob Brown's letter to the editor in our last issue of "Smear".

We would have enjoyed hearing for the first time Philip Corso, Jr., son of the late Lt. Col. Philip Corso, who was the author of "The Day After Roswell". However, Junior couldn't make it, and his substitute was the noted Dr. Roger Leir, the foot doctor who has become intensely interested in alien implants. Leir has worked closely with Strieber and others, and as his Project Awareness biography tells us, he is on the "cutting edge" of UFO research!

Other speakers included a bright energetic young lady named Prudence Calabrese, whose topic was "Encounters with the Grey Dude". She also attempted to give the audience a two-hour crash course in remote viewing, which, though it may well exist, is beyond the humble capabilities of your "Smear" editor.

Also on the program was Bob Oechsler, back from a four-year self-imposed exile from the UFO community; Linda Moulton Howe, ranting on about the latest MJ-12 documents; Nancy Talbott, in "The Layman's Guide to a Scientific Look at Anomalous Events;" and Michael Lindemann in "The Future of Extraterrestrial Contact". There was also an unusual event in the lecture program, called "The People's Court", in which your editor was unexpectedly invited to participate as a panelist.

The convention ended with a Secret Meeting late Sunday afternoon, hosted by former MUFON Eastern Regional Director Donald Ware. This was an annual event of Ware's, in which he invites people to come & speak freely about their sightings, contacts, abductions, etc. Although Ware was cor- dial to us in other ways, he refused to let us into the Secret Meeting even as an "observer", as he insists that the press is never invited.

Sadly, there was no UFO sighting at the Project Awareness convention this year. Last year a daylight sighting was made by several attendees and was even videotaped. The object looked pretty much like an airplane to us, but more knowledgeable souls deemed it to be a "real" UFO.


TIDBITS OF TRASH:


PFLOCK PTALK - MUSINGS ON THE CURRENT STATE OF UFOLOGY

by Karl Pflock, Our Contributing Editor & Fifth Columnist

Maybe it's just because the Esteemed Editor and I haven't yet found a publisher for our book "Shockingly Close to the Truth" (hint,hint, you publishers and potential backers/investors out there), but it seems to me ufology's in a terrible slump. And from where I sit, it looks like the deepest, darkest, dumbest slump since the Field was spawned in 1947.

There have been slumps before, but those were different, caused by things outside our control - UFO-sighting droughts or apparent droughts, and high-profile official debunkings like the Condon Report - deflating general public interest and drying up the positive cash flow of UFO groups and authors. The heart and (most of) the mind of ufology remained sound. Good researchers kept working. The fringies remained on the fringe and generally harmless, not taken seriously by many in or outside the Field.

This time it's different, largely self-inflicted, with much help from TV (argh) and the (Argh!) Internet. The former is an electronic National Enquirer (although when Bob Pratt was with the Enquirer, it did some good UFO reporting). The Net is a giant virtual petri dish, incubating and spreading virulent foolishness and paranoia with lightning speed, infecting the minds of the credulous in far greater numbers and far more quickly than ever before possible.

In no small degree, the fringies aren't fringies any longer. Roswell is clung to desperately in the face of overwhelming facts. Amateurish hoax documents ginned up by a transparent phony are touted by a leading ufologist and his son - with massive financial backing from a too-rich too-soon wonderkind. An alien (maybe) skeleton "in armour bright" makes the cover of the MUFON UFO Journal, the subject of an article (badly) written by MUFON's International Director for Life, Our Lady of the Moldy Cows seeks to revive the Aztec crash hoax and isn't given the hook! (There may be more to Aztec than a hoax in aid of a con - as those of you who attend my talk at this year's National UFO Conference will learn.) Absurd theories about abductions are propounded by top abductologists with little resistance from within the ranks of "Pro-ufology". Etc., etc., etc.

As with Gresham's law (bad money drives out good), the tidal wave of nonsense is overwhelming the trickle of worthwhile material. Even so,there are a few reasons to hope for better days. But I'm out of Space. So, until next time ...


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