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-JOHN KEEL, writing in the March 25th, 1977 issue of "Saucer Glues" (one of the former names of "Saucer Smear)

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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 45, No. 3
March 20th, 1998

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Key West, FL 33041


IN WHICH YOUR EDITOR ATTENDS THE SEVENTH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL UFO CONGRESS:

It's kind of odd to hold a UFO convention in a gambling casino, but this has become a trend in the state of Nevada - possibly because the lecture halls and hotel rooms come cheaply.

Laughlin, Nevada is a town which grew out of literally nothing, just in the past 25 years. Originally catering to the "low rollers", i.e., the great Middle Class - Laughlin has now become a small city with skyscrapers and traffic jams, just like its big sister Las Vegas. But there 5 still only one main street, and most of the casinos are right on the picturesque Colorado River. We have been there several times by automobile over the years, but as we learned this time, it's a very hard place to fly into.

The International UFO Congress was founded by retired Lt. Col. Wendelle Stevens, best known as the leading American spokesman for famed Swiss contactee Billy Meier. The present organizer of this series of conventions is a man from Colorado named Bob Brown. This year's event drew well over 4oo paying people, and by that standard it should be judged a success.

The lectures ran from Sunday Feb. 1st through Saturday Feb. 7th, and included about 27 speakers in all. We missed most of them, for various reasons not related to gambling. Those that we did hear quite expectedly ranged from the sublime to the ridiculous - and all points in between.

For us the most intriguing speaker was David Oates, who, because of a speech impediment, became intereste~d in playing tape recordings backward. We remember that this was a fad in Rock music years ago, but we had never heard a serious presentation on the subject before. Cates' thesis is that the message heard backwards is from the subconscious mind and is directly related to what is being said forward. This represents a kind of "Truth Serum" which will eventually force all of us to be more honest.

Thus, when Neil Armstrong lands on the Moon, he says, "One small step for Man; One giant leap for Mankind". You can play this backwards and clearly hear, "MAN WILL SPACEWALK". Cates played many other examples, including some from recent speeches by President Clinton, in which Clinton appears to make amusing sexual references related to his present Troubles. (See Matt Graeber's cartoon further along in this issue.)

Some of the backward-talk is very clear, and some is not. This raises the question of whether or not the whole thing is a giant "Rorschach Test", like Erik Beckjord's faces on Mars, the Moon, & elsewhere. We would like to hear from some unbiased scholars about this, before either accepting or rejecting Oates' fascinating new belief system.

Another speaker who was hard to miss was Michael Hesemann of Germany. We say hard to miss, because he was everywhere during the Convention, always talking, talking, talking. It was, indeed, as if he had fallen in love with the sound of his own voice. His lecture was wild, but at least one part was very worthwhile: Hesemann gave a detailed description, with video, of the 1995 UPO incident in Zimbabwe, Africa, in which several dozen school children observed two or three strange creatures come out of a landed craft. There is little doubt that something truly bizarre occurred to set these children off!

Another speaker we found interesting was Barry Chamish from Israel, who told of many strange recent events in that country, including a mass killing of farm animals. And then there was Donald Ware, who continues to support Ed Walters of Gulf Breeze fame, even though Walters won't return his phone calls! Worst speakers were Peter Wrigglesworth & David Spoor (what names!) of England, who did a joint presentation showing endless boring videos of something maybe in the night sky.

Quite a few of the speakers were foreign, which almost guarantees we never heard of them. Of the Americans worth mentioning, there was Jim Diletosso; Peter Gersten; Clifford Stone from Roswell; Jim Marrs, author of "Alien Agenda"; and Wendelle Stevens, who showed a vast number of still photos, including a few that offer a new phenomenon: Aliens materializing as they float down from the sky. Egads! Col. Stevens is pictured below at the Convention, with one of his interplanetary friends.

On Wednesday evening of Convention week, there was a "roast" for Stevens, in honor of his 75th birthday. Your humble editor was among those invited to participate. Others included Michael Hesemann (of course!), Bob Dean, Jim Diletosso, and Wendelle's daughter CeCe. In all due modesty, we must admit that the talk we gave at the "roast" was quite possibly the best (and the shortest!) that we have ever given, and the audience loved it. Hopefully we will be invited to be on the main program next year.

Not mentioned at the "roast" was Wendelle Stevens' severe legal troubles back in 1985, when he began serving a five year prison sentence related to sexual misconduct with underaged females. This story was carried as an exclusive in the August 25th, 1983 issue of "Saucer Smear", and therefore won't be repeated here. Stevens still claims that he was framed by the CIA because of his UFO activities, but we have heard from various sources that his prison years were his most productive in regard to output of UFO-related material!

Wendelle Stevens is a very pleasant, likeable sort of fellow, and we enjoyed the opportunity to get to know him better. We had a private conversation with him lasting over an hour, and came away with the impression that his worst fault may be an exceptionally loose grasp of Reality. But this isn't really unusual in the UFO field!

The burning question now is: Will the 8th Annual International UFO Congress be fearless enough to schedule your "Smear" editor as a speaker? As the late, great George Adamski used to say, "Time Will Tell".


FIASCO-TYPE SIDE TRIP FROM LAUGHLIN TO THE DREADED "AREA 51":

On Thursday Feb. 5th, your editor joined about a dozen other hard core UFO fans in an all-day side trip by van, north from Laughlin, up through Las Vegas, and on to the newly-named Extraterrestrial Highway to Rachel, Nevada and the secret Government base near there. Our drivers were two men from the Convention, who began by giving us all a stern lecture about how to behave if & when confronted by The Law, upon reaching the vicinity of "Area 51". We thought this was merely "hype", till we later observed the behavior of these drivers when we finally reached the "Area 51" area.

The distance was about 250 miles each way, and the van was crowded. We eventually reached the famous "black mailbox", near Rachel, which has recently been replaced by a white mailbox, belonging to the same rancher. (The original black mailbox was on display in the Convention vending room. It has now become an Authentic Relic in the War of Nerves. We were impressed with the two bullet holes in the side of the box!)

Unfortunately, our drivers got lost after passing the black (now white) mailbox, and it was some time later that we finally had our eagerly-awaited Confrontation with Authority. We were on a dirt road, headed directly toward the Dreaded Base, and there definitely was a small white van on another nearby dirt road, pacing us & watching us. Suddenly, a SIGN was seen by the side of the road. All we had time to read were the words "No Trespassing" at the top of this small sign - which looked nothing like the one pictured below, which may indeed be a product of someone's imagination. (Why would the Government name a base that until very recently was not admitted to even exist???)

Anyhow, before we had time to photograph the sign, even from inside our van, the driver made a very hurried U-turn, and hauled ass out of the area at high speed! Our dreaded Confrontation was over before it began!

We then went to dinner at the Little A'Le'Inn in downtown Rachel (population: slightly under 100). This was the high point of the side trip. Plenty of booze, friendly companionship, and decent food. (Best sign on the wall: "Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.") The owners are Joe and Pat Travis, who make a good living from the foibles of the visiting ufoologists.

Unfortunately, the high desert gets very cold at night, and your editor came down with a bad cold & missed a great deal of the last two days of the Convention, including the farewell banquet on Saturday evening. But such is the price of Getting Out into the Pield!


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DAILY NEWS, Anchorage, AK, Dec 3, 1997 CR J. & L. Nicholson
Female body mysteriously falls from sky
The Associated Press
MIAMI - A woman who police believe amy have fallen out of an airplane was killed after hitting a garden wall in an apartment complex Tuesday.

Police have no idea who she is or exactly how she fell. Nobody saw her fall.

Residents heard a loud bang and went outside to find that a woman's body had landed on a garden wall and was ripped in half, Moss said.

Police said she could not have fallen from a nearby 20-story apartment building, the tallest structure in the area. The condition of her body indicates she fell from a much higher point, Moss said.


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"A Lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. `You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, `I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"

-comic Jake Johansen, biting back.


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