Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 44, No. 5
May 20th, 1997

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041

National UFO Conference to be held in September!


"SMEAR" EDITOR HOPS ACROSS THE "POND" TO LONDON'S FOURTH ANNUAL "UNCONVENTION":

On the weekend of April 19th & 20th, your humble editor attended the 4th annual "Unconvention", held at the Institute of Education in downtown London, England. The reason for our invitation was apparently "50 years of Ufology", as no one can deny that "Saucer Smear", under one title or another, has been around for most of those fifty years!

The event was sponsored by England's Fortean Times, a beautifully printed 64-page monthly newsstand magazine edited by Bob Rickard and Paul Sieveking. Circulation is about 60,000 - far higher than any similar magazine on either side of the "Pond"'

The other ufological speakers at the UnConvention were Phil Klass of CSlCOP; American science writer Patrick Huyghe; British researcher Hilary Evans; prolific UFO author Jenny Randles; and (ugh!) abduction researcher Budd Hopkins. Each gave an individual lecture, and then on Sunday afternoon, all were invited to participate in a UFO panel discussion.

Unfortunately, Budd Hopkins left a written message explaining why he is unwilling to ever appear in public with Phil Klass, so Hopkins did not appear. In the top left photo, below, we see a styrofoam alien head (similar to the head seen in the notorious alien autopsy video), which was placed in the empty seat next to Klass. This was done in full view of hundreds of people in the live audience, and naturally was the cause of some highly refined chuckling.

Ian Simmons, who also gave a lecture on circus freaks, was the moderator of the UFO panel. At the end of it, he gave a blistering condemnation of Hopkins' antics, which brought cheers from the audience. We don't think Hopkins will sell many copies of "Witnessed" (the Linda Napolitano abduction story) in England!

The top right photo shows Phil Klass kissing the alien head, in the press room, following the panel discussion. Note that he wears a button with "abductee" written on it.

Klass was a hit at the UnConvention, but in our presentation we tried to distance ourselves from his totally negative viewpoint. We spoke concerning half a dozen or so unexplainable experiences we have had over the years, both in the UFO and psychic fields. We then went to questions but time ran out, and we did not have the chance to lambast all of the American researchers who deserve it! Maybe next time.

In the bottom left photo, we see (left to right) MUFON's Dennis Stacy (who was not on the program this year) and Hilary Evans. They just happen to be co-editors of a brand new anthology published by Fortean Times and called "UFO - 1947-1997 - Fifty Years of Flying Saucers", which contains a contribution by your "Smear" editor. (More details about this book further along in this issue.)

The bottom right photo shows Bob Rickard of Fortean Times, posing under a saucer-shaped UFO. In an Internet text written just after the close of the UnConvention, Rickard wrote: "...Phil Klass, the great ogre of ufology, came across as a charming and witty man, and we enjoyed his company. Jim Moseley was a real cracker too..." Now, if we only knew what "cracker" means in British slang!

We should emphasize that most of the speakers at the UnConvention delved into topics other than flying saucers, as Fortean research includes just about everything & anything that is peculiar. Among the topics: The Indian Rope Trick; crop circles; The Creeping Coffins of Barbados; lake monsters; the Green Children of Woolpet (a weird 12th century chronicle); Satanic abuse cults; Remote Viewing; Who Really Wrote Shakespeare `s Plays & Poems?; Earth Lights; Haunted Heads and Screaming Sculls; Cold Fusion; and Conspiracies.

We heard few of the lectures other than our own, as it was just too cozy to sit in the spacious press room, where one could drink endless coffee, smoke cigarettes, and give interviews to the many real and semi-real press representatives who were there.

On the Thursday before the UnConvention, Patrick Huyghe and your "Smear" editor sat in one London location all day and did nearly twenty radio interviews that had been set up for us by the Fortean Times' publicist. One interview had to be canceled at the last minute because the IRA had just set off a bomb in the town (Leeds) where the radio station was located!

All in all, the UnConvention was a well-attended (about 1500 people) and extremely well organized event. Our compliments to the chefs!

Following the UnConvention, we spent three days sightseeing in southern England, hosted by Paul Fuller, editor of "The Crop Watcher" and co-author with Jenny Randles of a 1990 book entitled "Crop Circles - A Mystery Solved". Our sincere thanks to Paul Fuller for his kind hospitality!


POSSIBLE INTERPLANETARY SPACESHIP IN SKY NEAR KEY WEST, FLORIDA!

On April 15th, a mysterious unidentified object was seen in broad daylight making strange maneuvers in the sky over Big Coppitt Key, just a few miles from your editor's home in Key West. It was observed by several people driving on U.S. Route One, and was photographed for our local newspaper. The picture, too faint to reproduce here, shows a round object in the sky; but "experts" at the newspaper claimed the blue dot on the film is "most likely a film defect". But how can a film defect be seen in the sky, we wonder!?

Several years ago, your "Smear" editor was appointed by MUFON to be their Section Director for Monroe County, Florida, where Key West is located. We made a vow to ourselves that during our tenure in this high post, the Monroe County skies would be safe from all interplanetary intruders - and as far as we know, this was the case. Then we were fired from our high post by the Florida State Director, for not doing enough to help their Cause. Now that we are merely a "Journal Subscriber" (J.S.) in MUFON, we no longer have any obligation to keep the skies here safe from invasion, and thus you really don't know what terrible things may appear in the Monroe County skies in the future! (Shudder!!)



TIDBITS OF TRASH


INTERPLANETARY LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE:

At the right you see a black & white drawing by artist and abductee/interplanetary lover David Huggins. In our March 20th issue, we tried to reproduce a Huggins painting that did not have enough contrast for proper photo offset reproduction. This time, the basic subject of the drawing is abundantly clear, we feel. In fact, perhaps children under 40 years of age should be warned against reading this issue of "Smear".

Regarding the drawing, Huggins writes:

"...While I was in the country this woman showed up (at night). I was not totally `out'. I was allowed some control in the situation. We made love. (We) heated up the bed a few degrees. I remember feeling my climax. After we were finished, we stood looking at each other. She was at least a head taller than me... A month and a half went by and one night there was the woman and she was holding a baby!..."

Huggins has several showings of his interplanetary paintings scheduled during the next few months.


YE OLDE BOOK BAG:

There are still more new UFO & related books here at our Headquarters, but no more Space to write about them till next time!


LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR: