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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley, J.S.

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 43, No. 8
September 10th, 1996

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Key West, FL 33041


BOB GUCCIONE OF "PENTHOUSE" MAGAZlNE MAKES A FOOL OF HIMSELF OVER ALIEN PHOTOGRAPHS!

Bob Guccione, editor & publisher of several newsstand magazines including "Penthouse" and "Omni", has featured three alleged alien photos in the September issue of "Penthouse". On pages 150-153 of that issue, following many pictures of lesbian love, and just preceeding "The Penis Page" (P. 154), one finds three sensational photos of what "Smear' readers might assume to be an alien. Unfortunately, "Smear" has learned that these are actually pictures of the publicly-displayed alien model on view at the International UFO Museum in Roswell, New Mexico. This is a display that anyone who comes to the Museum can see and photograph, just as your editor did in May of last year. Yet Guccione is said to have paid $50,000 to $200,000 for these pictures.

Our interest in this situation became intense after reading an expose printed in the July 14th, 1996 issue of an English language Japanese UFO Magazine published by Jun-Ichi Takanashi (C.P.O. Box No. 1437, Osaka 530-91, Japan). Takanashi traces a group of "Chinese Alien Photos" which appeared on the World Wide Web in late 1995, and which were originally published in a Hong Kong weekly newspaper, where the caption in Chinese implied that the alien had been found by a Japanese professor in 1970. Then Paul Davids, producer of the 1994 movie "Roswell", identified this alien as one of four "props" that had been made for his film. One of these "props" had been sent to the International UFO Museum, where it is now displayed lying on a hospital bed.

Takanashi explains in detail why he believes the pictures were actually taken by a Japanese UFO researcher named Takano, on a visit to the Roswell Museum on January 1st, 1990. However, this is impossible, as the Museum did not open until 1993, and did not receive the alien on loan until the following year. Thus there seems to be a serious flaw in this expose!

However, Takanashi's little magazine includes 2 of the 3 photos that are in "Penthouse", and they are identical down to the last detail. Furthermore, Deon Crosby, newly-appointed Director of the Roswell Museum, confirms to "Smear" that Guccione does indeed have "their" alien in his magazine! She points out that even the slats of the hospital bed are visible in the background of one "Penthouse" picture; and sure enough, they are there!

In the "Penthouse" write-up, Guccione modestly states, "The three extraordinary images published here may well be the most important pictures in the history of photography. A photograph of Jesus Christ might be comparable to the first real photo of an extraterrestrial. Otherwise, there's nothing that compares to this..."

Guccione goes on about how the U.S. Government would never want such pictures printed, and then explains that "the pictures belonged to the daughter of a German scientist who escaped to America at the outset of World War II. In this country the scientist worked with Einstein and Oppenheimer, and was also involved in top-secret government research endeavors, including the infamous Philadelphia Experiment (1943 - Ed.) and the investigation of the crash of a mysterious spaceship at Roswell, New Mexico, in the late 1940s." The implication is that these still pictures are from a movie film, but not from Ray Santilli's Roswell alien video film, which Guccione apparently thinks is a fake!

The irony here is that Guccione`s "Omni" Magazine has a policy of taking a sober, scientific, skeptical view of UFO reports, and recently published three articles in one issue which, taken together, pretty well discredit the Roswell Incident as an interplanetary event - as pointed out in "Smear" at the time. Now here's the same publisher allowing pure garbage to be attached to his name in another magazine of his publishing empire. We can only suggest the obvious - that in UFO research anything goes, as long as it makes a buck!

We get the feeling that the people at the International UFO Museum are delighted by the added publicity they have received because of the Guccione fiasco. Adding to the impression of money-grubbing in the town of Roswell is the fact that a model saucer is now being marketed, based on the description of the craft by one of the alleged crash witnesses (Frank Kaufmann).

We of "Smear" keep trying to get off the Roswell kick and go on to something else, but humorous material about the famed 1947 incident keeps coming in to our Headquarters. Now there's an article from the July 15th, 1996 issue of "Forbes" Magazine,which begins, "P.T. Barnum is alive and apparently living in Roswell, N.M.... UNIDENTIFIED FLYING DOLLARS.. `The story gets better in the retelling'".

The "Forbes" article goes on to tell how the current mayor of Roswell, Thomas Jennings, has all sorts of saucer memorabilia in his office. Because of the recent renewed interest in the alleged 1947 crash, employment in Roswell has gone up, motel occupancy has increased, and the town is buzzing with new cottage industries related to UFOs. The biggest event in this revival will be next year's 50th Anniversary Celebration, which will take place on July 2nd-5th, according to recent information we have obtained. The little town will be jammed, so your humble "Smear" editor already has his reservation - where else but at the Roswell Inn!...

On a more serious note, "Smear" has obtained a copy of another formerly classified document, dated Nov. 3rd, 1948 and signed by Howard M. McCoy, Colonel, USAF; Chief, Intelligence Department. This is the same Col. McCoy whose earlier statement (March 17th, 1948) was quoted in small part at the top of Page One in our June 1st, 1996 issue of "Smear".

The 4-page Nov. 1948 document is titled "Flying Object Incidents in the United States". Key quotes, proving that nothing mysterious crashed at Roswell, are as follows: ".. There remains a certain number of reports for which no reasonable everyday explanation is available. So far, no physical evidence of the existence of the unidentified sightings has been obtained..."

Another quote from the same document: ".. .The possibility that the reported objects are vehicles from another planet has not been ignored. However, tangible evidence to support conclusions about such a possibility are completely lacking... It appears that similar phenomena have been noted and reported for the past century or more..."

Final quote: ".. Although it is obvious that some types of flying objects have been sighted, the exact nature of those objects cannot be established UNTIL PHYSICAL EVIDENCE, SUCH AS THAT WHICH WOULD RESULT FROM A CRASH, HAS BEEN OBTAINED! (emphasis added).

Die-hard Roswell believers insist that either McCoy was lying to fellow officers in a classified document (which would be absurd!) or that he was ignorant of the Roswell crash. But he was Chief of Air Force Intelligence! How could he be kept in the dark, and why would he lie when he had no way of knowing that the public would ever read his words? We rest our case!


REVOLT OF THE MUFONites - CONTINUED:

In our last issue we told you how a number of leading southeastern members of MUFON have drawn up a list of complaints about how that organization is being run. Now we learn that in the state of Georgia, the situation is completely out of hand!

A married couple named Kelly and Henry Owens were recently appointed as co-Directors for Georgia by MUFON czar Walt Andrus. Unfortunately, Henry Owens (whom we do not know personally) turns out to be an overbearing sort, who has made threats to members who don't follow his orders. Worse, he has a swastika tattooed on one arm, which is visible whenever he wears a short-sleeved shirt: On one occasion he used the MUFON name in connection with a sheet of racist jokes that he sent to another MUFON member - leading people to believe he is indeed a racist. MUFON Headquarters was informed of all this, but did nothing.

Thereupon at least seven key members of Georgia MUFON resigned in order to form their own independent group. called the International Society for UFO Research (ISUR). The most important improvement over MUFON is that all UFO sighting data will be put on the Internet, where it can be read immediately by anyone who wants to read it, whereas MUFON has an outdated system in which all information is sent to Headquarters and sometimes not heard about again. If ISUR catches on as an organization, this could be the death of MUFON, which is already losing membership because of a recent increase in the annual dues.

We will have a lot more to say about all this in future issues!


A NEW KIND OF CONTACT CASE?

A New York writer we know, named Tom Hackney, has been steamed up for several years about a very unusual event which occurred on the night of Oct. 9th, 1992. That evening, a rare green meteor estimated to weigh over a ton before it broke up into many pieces, was photographed and seen by thousands of people from North Carolina to the Great Lakes, as it plunged toward Earth. One piece weighing 27 pounds hit a young woman's car parked at her home in Peekskill, New York (See photo). The parent meteor is the first ever filmed from which a meteorite has actually been recovered.

Although it is not unique for a meteorite to hit a car or a home, Hackney sees deep~cosmic significance in the subtle details of this particular event. His strange thesis is that the event was a deliberate attempt at communication by an extraterrestrial intelligence - though he does not believe in UFOs as interplanetary vehicles.

Hackney points out such things as:

  1. Peekskill divides into "peek" and "skill"
  2. The second half of the license plate number, 933, is significant in several ways, including the fact that the car owner's telephone number ends in 933, and the fact that just 3 days later, on Oct. 12, 1992, NASA began the first truly large scale, Congressionally funded all-sky SETI Project in search of extraterrestrial life.
  3. The SETl Project was (and still is) at the Aimes Research Center (Mountain View, Ca.), and the meteor hit only the right side of the car, in an amazingly precise manner. Right aim, get it?
Was this meteorite deliberately sent to Peekskill to tell us something? We do know that it brought good luck, not bad, to the car owner. She eventually sold the car, a 1980 Chevrolet, for $25,000 because of the meteor impact, and she sold the meteorite itself for about $50,000!

There's a lot more detail to this story that we just don't have Space for. If you want further information, contact Tom Hackney at the Center for Extraterrestrial Understanding, l64-20 Highland Ave., Jamaica, N.Y. 11432.


ANOTHER BIGFOOT HOAX?

The so-called Patterson film, taken in 1967, is generally considered to be the only Bigfoot film that is certain to be authentic. It shows a female ape-like creature running with a gait that is so unusual that it is in all probability not a human in a costume - or so researchers have assumed.

Now a man named Harry Kembali confesses that he was present when Patterson and his friends put together their Bigfoot hoax on 16 mm film. According to Kemball, they all laughed and joked about the rental of the gorilla costume and the construction of the Big Feet. One of-Kemball's extra tall buddies played the role of Bigfoot. Patterson and his crew carefully chose muddy ground so that the footprints would expand. They added a shaky camera zoom with the right amount of "out of focus" to complete the deception.

According to an in-depth article in the current issue of "Strange" Magazine (#17), the ape costume was probably created by ace ape-suit-maker John Chambers, who is a famous professional in that line of work.


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LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR:


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Albany, N.Y., smoker Chris Edwards, ignoring the recall of defective Philip Morris cigarettes that could cause dizziness, coughing, wheezing, and eye, nose and throat irritation



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