"You are....a boil on the ass of ufology."
- JOHN KEEL, writing in the March 25th, 1977 issue of "Saucer Glues" (one of the former names of "Saucer Smear")

Saucer Smear
OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley, J.S.

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 43, No. 7
August 20th, 1996

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


REVOLT OF THE MUFONites!

This past June, a group of prominent southeastern members of MUFON drew up a list of 36 comments and recommended improvements in the way that organization conducts its UFO researoh. This list was sent to all who receive the "National UFO News", which is the new, confusing title of the newsletter published by the Florida MUFON organization. Most of the members in all other states were left in the dark!

Leaders of this in-house revolt include Charles Flannigan, Florida State Director, as well as the State Directors for Louisiana and Alabama, and Tim Brigham, editor of the highly influential "Devil's Advocate" which is published in Gulf Breeze, Florida.

Many of the suggestions would involve increased paperwork by MUFON officials. Among the other comments and recommended changes:

To our way of thinking, the most severe problem at MUFON, re the last item mentioned above, is the Cult of Personality, in that there is no process set up, as far as anyone knows, to replace International Czar Walt Andrus should he ever move on to a Higher Plane.

When we asked Walt recently what he thinks of the list of criticisms, he seemed unenthusiastic about it. As a mere Journal Subscriber (J.S.) in the vast MUFON organization, we do not know what, if anything, has been done or will be done to implement the items on the list. We would have a few rather severe recommendations of our own, were anyone to ever ask!...


SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 1996 MUFON CONVENTION:

This year's MUFON conclave was held July 5th-7th in a very nice convention center in Greensboro, North Carolina, enabling your "Smear" editor to attend the festivities and also visit with grandchildren who live nearby.

Perhaps MUFON's biggest problem is its habit of accepting pro-UFO evidence which does not even remotely meet scientific standards. A case in point is that of artist Budd Hopkins, who has finally obtained a publisher for his "Case of the Century" (1989), involving Linda Napolitano of New York City - whom he still insists on calling Linda Cortile. This notorious case, in which Linda was actually floated out her apartment window by aliens late one night, is now one of the subjects of a book just out by Hopkins, called "Witnessed".

Hopkins' speech at the Convention was called "The Sixth Witness", refering to a recently-discovered woman who saw the alleged abduction while driving her car on the night in question. Her name is said to be Cathy Turner. The other five witnesses apparently are: Linda; pseudo-government agents Dan and Rick, whom no one has met; "the woman on the Brooklyn Bridge", who has since died; and Perez de Cuellar, who was at that time the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Perez de Cuellar was once interviewed and denied any knowledge of the incident; but in his lecture Hopkins claimed to have a letter from the man, negating this denial. We'd sure like to see that letter!

The tragedy is that Cathy Turner has also died, and thus would be difficult to interview. The only witness readily available is Linda herself, and indeed, she was at the podium with Hopkins, answering questions. As time passes, Hopkins has become increasingly bitter at those who simply cannot swallow this story!

Another questionable lecture at the Convention was "Medical and Surgical Aspects of the UFO Abduction Phenomenon", given by a real M.D. named Dr. Roger Leir. We might have given Leir the benefit of the doubt, had he not mentioned that he works closely with Derrel Sims of the Houston (Texas) DEC Network (HUFON). We have been provided with an in-depth expose of Sims published in the May 30th, 1996 issue of "Houston Press". The gist of this article is that Sims has the credibility of a snake oil salesman. (We will lend this long article to selected "Smear" non-subscribers if asked to do so.)

The most enjoyable lecture, in a purely non-scientific way, was the one by A. J. Gevaerd, MUFON National Director for Brazil. This centered around an alleged UFO landing in Brazil this past January (discussed further on in this issue). Though the evidence for this landing is purely anecdotal, Geveard expressed great enthusiasm, and even your sour "Smear" editor was swept up by enthusiasm (not belief). John Carpenter, MUFON Director of Abduction Research, calls it "a damn good case, equal to Roswell", and Harvard psychiatrist John Mack says he would stake his career and license on the story being true. Both Carpenter and Mack were speakers at this year's MUFON Convention.

If Geveard's talk was the most popular, the least popular "paper" was the one given by famed Roswell researcher Kevin Randle. Though he told us in private conversation that he still swears by the Roswell case, he mysteriously chose to give his talk on the subject: "Does Pop Culture Affect our Views?" The implied answer is yes and Randle went on to show that prototypes for various forms of aliens may well come from science-fiction. Of course no one wants to hear that, as it is "negative". Amusingly, since MUFON convention speeches are published in advance, and since Randle nappened to be the first on the Convention program, several other speakers included emotional rebuttals in their speeches!

Other "papers" included one by Philip Mantle of England, an excellent speaker (whom we largely disagree with), who admitted that the famous alien autopsy video is not connected with the Roswell crash, as the date is wrong.

The program was rounded out by: Our friend Antonio Huneeus, MUFON International Coordinator; Carlos Rojas of Mexico; Chris Styles of Canada; Jeffrey Sainic; Vincent DePietro; John White; and Dr. Bruce Maccabee of Gulf Breeze fame. Nuclear Physicist Stanton Friedman was conspicious by his absence.

There were no Voodoo items for sale at the Convention, but we did buy lovely "grey" alien dolls for two of our scientifically-minded grandchildren, aged 4 and 8.

Our most enjoyable experience was infiltrating the private party that Walt Andrus gave on Saturday evening for the lecturers and other "Inner Circle" people. We tried hard to behave, but we couldn't resist saying hello to Richard Hall of FUFOR, with whom we have not been speaking for well over thirty years. (Long story there!) We now know that Hopkins is hopelessly humorless, so we didn't even try to talk to him. Walt Andrus was pleasant to all. He may not be a scientist, but he is a gentleman.


ABOVE, LEFT: First available photo of your humble editor receiving the "Lifetime Achievement" Award at last year's NUFOC convention in Atlanta, GA. (Photo thanks to Mark Asmus) - ABOVE, RIGHT: Book seller Jim Greenen pushes a supposed replica of the real "Area 51" warning sign at the 1996 MUFON convention in Greensboro, NC (Photo by OISEAU)


A HOT TIME IN OLD BRAZIL:

Throughout the years, Brazil has been a country that, for whatever reason, has had UFO events that are more utterly bizarre than those occurring anywhere else. We are thinking of abductions, attempted abductions, deaths apparently caused by UFOs, etc. These strange happenings have been documented in the writings of Jacques Vallee, Bob Pratt, and others who have taken the trouble to go to primitive areas of Brazil to make first-hand interviews.

Now we have a landing story said by some to equal the Roswell case, as desoribed in the June 28th Wall St. Journal & elsewhere: In a rather tongue-in-cheek manner, the Journal recounts how, last Jan. 20th, 3 young women in the town of Varginha spotted a oreature with oily brown skin, "rubbery limbs", and three rounded protrusions spousing from an oversized head. Just like this story, one ghastly whiff of the creature was enough to weaken the knees!

The women ran off in panic, and that should have been the end of it. But somehow, largely due to the efforts of a local UFO investigator, the sighting became linked to unusual military activity in Varginha that occurred at about the same time. No UFO was seen when the creature was encountered, but because of Brazilian paranoia about their armed forces, it is now believed that a flying sauoer was retrieved, plus several alien bodies, and that the United States military intervened to make sure the evidence was sent to our country so that the eternal cover-up can continue!

By co-incidence, an international UFO conferenoe took place in Brazil this past June, with John Carpenter, Stanton Friedman, and other leading MUFONites in attendance. John Mack of Harvard made a separate trip to Brazil at his own expense. All this plus the MUFON conference in July means that the Varginha case will take its place as a classic item in UFO lore. More on this in forthcoming issues.


TIDBITS OF TRASH:


MISSIVES FROM THE MASSES:


A VERY BRIEF BOOK REVIEW:

Long-time UFO researcher Stanton Friedman has finally hit us with his long-awaited new book, "TOP SECRET/MAJIC", published by Marlowe & Co. - a publishing house that apparently has a weakness for UF0 books (see above). We have an "uncorrected proof" here at "Smear" Headquarters - but never mind, we've had no time to read it as yet.

All we know for sure is that Friedman alone among current leading American ufologists chooses to accept the validity of the notorious "MJ-12" documents, which are the subject of this book. (Of course, Stan is now Canadian.) His legitimate background in Nuclear Physics makes his credulity all the more amazing! In our next issue we'll have more to say about all this. In the meanwhile, let's get to the really important facts: The book is available, soft cover, for $22.95 from Marlowe & Co., 632 Broadway, New York, N.Y.


THE 53RD ANNUAL NATIONAL UFO CONFERENCE (NUFOC) will take place in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on October 5th and 6th. For details WRITE: P.O. Box 55185 Madison, Wi. 53705 or PHONE: 608-537-2383. Speakers include James Moseley,, Stanton Friedman, Kevin Randle, Karl Pflock, Jerry Clark and many others.

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