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James W. Moseley, J.S.

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 43, No. 3
April 1st, 1996

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Key West, FL 33041


THE FINAL DEATH BLOW TO THE ROSWELL INCIDENT, ONCE MORE, ALL OVER AGAIN:

From one of our Secret Informants we have just received the following:
On March 17th and 18th, 1948, there was a conference at the Pentagon of the Air Force Scientific Advisory Board. According to the minutes of this meeting, Colonel McCoy, Chief of the Intelligence Department, Air Materiel Command, had this to say, among many other things:

"We have a new project - Project SIGN - which may surprise you, as a development from the so-called mass hysteria of the past Summer, when we had all the unidentified flying objects or discs. This can't be laughed off. We have over 500 reports which haven't been publicized in the papers, from very competent personnel... .We are running down every report. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE WOULD GIVE TO HAVE ONE OF THESE CRASH IN AN AREA SO THAT WE COULD RECOVER WHATEVER THEY ARE." (Emphasis added.)

We will have more details about this in our next issue.


SHAMEFUL GOVERNMENT CONDUCT AT "AREA 51":

Whether or not there is really any interplanetary technology at Nevada's famous Area 51, some disgraceful conduct by the U.S. government is definitely going on there!

According to the lead front page article in the February 8th Wall Street Journal, two widows and four former civilian workers at Area 51 are suing the Defense Department in a citizens' lawsuit. These people contend that the government violated federal hazardous-waste laws by repeatedly burning ordinary chemicals as well as highly toxic classified materials at open pits at the supposedly non-existent base, located about 125 miles northwest of Las Vegas, Nevada.

The workers, who say their exposure to toxic fumes throughout the 1980s caused cancer and other diseases, are seeking classified information to facilitate medical treatment and help with medical bills. The government is asking the U.S. District Court judge in Las Vegas to dismiss the lawsuit on the grounds that almost any disclosure about Area 51 could pose a "serious risk" to national security. This strategy is startling, according to the Wall Street Journal, because the government apparently has never before invoked the national-security privilege in a case in which the effect is to shield itself from criminal liability! The case may ultimately go to the Supreme Court.

Says a lawyer for the plaintiffs, "The government claims that revealing any information about Area 51 would jeopardize American lives. But the only American lives lost so far are those of their own workers." These workers contend that when they asked the Air Force for protective gear, they were told that they could either buy their own masks or else just quit their jobs if they were dissatisfied!

As published previously in Smear, President Clinton himself has helped the government's "stonewalling" effort by signing an Executive Order exempting the government from making public a recent environmental report on Area 51. Clinton's memo said that keeping the report secret was in the nation's "paramount interest".

On a lighter note, a 92-mile stretch of desolate Nevada state route 375 has been officially renamed the Extraterrestrial Highway. This is the road nearest to the base, and it runs through the tiny town of Rachel, Nevada, home of the Lil'Alien Inn. Obviously, tourism is the motive here - as is the case with the town of Roswell, New Mexico.


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS:


ABOVE LEFT: Dr. John Mack, the Harvard Medical School psychiatrist whose recent book "Human Encounters with Aliens - ABDUCTION" has propelled him to the forefront of ufological controversy. He is seen here shortly after his lecture at the recent Project Awareness convention near Gulf Breeze, Florida. ABOVE RIGHT: Mia Adams (alias Shiela Franklin), who did not lecture at the convention, but is seen here hawking her autobiographical book "The Excyles" at an outdoor table. (Photos by Smear staff photographer OISEAU)

SCREW-UPS IN THE LAST ISSUE:

In the March 20th Smear, we incorrectly stated that Roy Craig, author of "UFOs: An Insider's View of the Official Quest for Evidence;' was an investigator for the 1953 Robertson Panel. The correct answer is that he was an investigator for the Condon Committee in the late 1960s.

Also, we misspelled the country Uruguay, even though we looked it up in the dictionary at the time!

But our worst mistake was not keeping track of our source for the quote from Henry Kissinger at the bottom of Page 3. Quite reasonably, several readers have asked for our source. We think it was a special issue of "Steamshovel Press", the conspiracy magazine, but we are not sure. If any of our fans have better information on this, we would appreciate hearing about it.

"`Screw-Ups' in the Last Issue" will probably become a regular feature in this magazine, unfortunately.


BOOK BAG:

There are a couple of other books in the Bag, but no more Space till next time!

THE EXCYCLES

By Mia Adams

The true experiences of a woman who is loved
by extraterrestrials and was romanced by a
U.S. government intelligence agent

Mail $16.95 + $2.00 P&H to:

EXCELTA PUBLISHING
P.O. BOX 4530
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL 33338



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