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OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley, J.S.

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 42, No. 10
Dec. 5th, 1995

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


A TALE OF TWO UFO CONVENTIONS

On the weekend of October l4th-l5th, your editor attended the 32nd National UFO Conference, held annually in various cities around the country since 1964. This year's convention was in Atlanta, Georgia, sponsored by a local group headed by ufologist/occultist Allen Greenfield and two others named Hill Gastfriend and Sampson Orion (real name).

The event included twenty speakers, among them: Lean Haley, George Fawcett, Cope Sohellhorn, Jim Keith, George Andrews, Robyn Quail, Marc Davenport, Fearon Hicks, David Huggins, Ed Komarek, Allen Greenfield, and Al Bielek. Dr. Frank Stranges came all the way from California to speak and act as Master of Ceremonies. For his gentlemanly contributions to this and numerous other conventions around the country, Dr. Stranges was given our coveted Ufologist of the Year Award.

Jim Moseley, editor of "Smear" and Permanent Chairman of the National UFO Conference, was the speaker at the Saturday night banquet. He received a standing ovation from the audience of about 100 people, and was given a special Lifetime Achievement Award by the local committee. Unfortunately this speech was not recorded (although all the others were), and there do not even seem to be any photographs of the event! (Was it a dream?)

Photo of Rick Hilberg In the photo we see Rick Hilberg, a co-founder of the NUFOC and also editor of "Flying Saucer Digest" out of Ohio - now in its 131st issue. Rick is standing next to a painting by abductee David Huggins, showing one of the interplanetary or interdimensional ladies with whom Huggins allegedly has frequent sexual intercourse. Huggins has designed a T-shirt with the motto "MISCEGENATION IS GREAT" written on it and showing a human male, a space woman, and a hybrid child. We have warned Huggins that this T-shirt may not be a big seller.

Regarding the convention, there were definite problems regarding the small size of the crowd and the poor hospitality of the hotel; but all things considered, the event was a success. Next year's convention will be held on the weekend of October 4th-6th at the Airport Sheridan Hotel in St. Paul, Minnesota, sponsored by noted ufological author & lecturer Cope Schellhorn. More about this in future issues.

The following weekend, your editor moved on to the Third Annual Gulf Breeze UFO Conference, sponsored by Project Awareness (P.O. Box 730, Gulf Breeze, Florida 32562). The only trouble was that the event had to be moved from Pensacola Beach, Fl. (next to Gulf Breeze) to Mobile, Alabama, due to a last-minute tragedy: A mere two weeks before the convention date, Hurricane Opal devastated a long strip of the Gulf Coast, including Pensacola Beach. Through skill and luck, the Project Awareness people were able to move the gathering without losing any of their seven speakers or any sizable part of their audience. (Next year's Gulf Breeze conference will be held in the Spring, rather than during hurricane season.)

The (only) seven speakers were Whitley Strieber, Zecharia Sitchin, Colin Andrews, George Knapp, Dr. Bruce Maccabee, Dannion Brinkley, and Dr. Fred Alan Wolf. Of these, Whitley Strieber was definitely the most interesting, especially as this was his first public lecture since he departed from the UFO field in bitter disgust in 1989. Strieber was articulate, mellow, enlightened, and possibly even factual. Strieber's lecture audience of over 800 people (count 'em) was delighted, and he then spent hours autographing his new book "Breakthrough" and mingling with the masses.

Space does not allow us to discuss the other lecturers, but all were interesting. Dr. Maccabee proved that as a ufologist he is an excellent piano player. (He played for an hour or so during an evening social.) We can't help noting that Project Awareness, after only two or three years of existence, is more professional in their convention abilities than the National UFO Conference is after thirty two years! There are many reasons for this, but one obvious difference is that Awareness goes for quality rather than quantity in booking its lecturers. Their next offering (March l5th-l7th, 1996, at Pensacola Beach) will feature Strieber again as well as Harvard psychiatrist John Mack, and others.


ROSWELL VIDEO UPDATE:

Just after our last issue went to press, we received both of the expensive copies of the Roswell autopsy video that we had ordered from England. Strangely, though all versions are supposed to be "uncut", the version we received from "Video Dave" in California contained a long, dark, disgusting autopsy scene that was mostly absent from the other two! And now the Fox TV Network is about to show more previously unseen footage!

One thing that the NUFOC oonvention in Atlanta and the Mobile convention had in common was a video room where some version of this film classic ran continuously. In Mobile your editor deliberately sat in the front row of the video room eating a bowl of chili which looked strangely like the dark mush being taken from the chest of the alleged alien on the TV screen. For some reason, no one wanted to sit near us.

The views of most ufologists regarding the authenticity of this film range from cautious to highly skeptical, though nothing has been proven one way or the other so far. Ray Sentilli looks more and more like a sleazy promoter who stumbled onto a gold mine, or possibly created a gold mine for himself. Now a number of still pictures are circulating, such as the one shown below, lifted from "Fortean Times" of England for use in "Smear". This one seems to show a human hand putting the finishing touches on an alien head that looks similar but not identical to the one in the Sentilli film. These pictures were mailed anonymously to "Fortean Times" and several others. Is someone out there trying to tell us something??

Photo of hand
retouching alien mask

Among those who tend to reject the authenticity of the Sentilli film is Walter Haut of the International UFO Museum & Research Center in Roswell. Haut was the public relations officer at Roswell Army Air Field at the time of the alleged Roswell Incident. Professor Charles Moore, who was Project Engineer for the New York University experimental balloon flights in New Mexico in June of 1947 tells "Smear", "We didn't have any alien bodies in our (Mogul) balloons."

Another skeptic in this matter, surprisingly, is nuclear physicist & UFO lecturer Stanton Friedman, though he maintains his unfortunate belief in the bogus MJ-12 documents. A Canadian zine called "The X Chronicles" (Vol. 1, No. 3) has a screaming headline stating: "Eminent Canadian Physicist Stanton Friedman Declares the Sentilli Roswell Autopsy Film a Hoax After a Private Viewing in Washington, D.C." We also understand that Friedman has now met twice with Sentilli and was not favorably impressed. (We also have just learned that the proper spelling of the name is apparently Santilli. Oh, well!)

Anyhow - the search for the military cameraman who allegedly took the Roswell alien video goes on. One Jack Barnett, whose record partially fills the bill, died on August 3rd of this year. The name of the photographer is also given as Jack Barrett at times; but our best information is that no military photographer has been found, through research of existing records, who completely fills the bill as being someone who could have shot this video. And former president Harry Truman is not only invisible in any of the publicly-shown "uncut" footage, but he can be proven not to have been in New Mexico at the proper time.

We can also state that Santilli has been uncooperative with efforts to prove the authenticity of the film in any of various ways. Quite likely, he is laughing all the way to the bank!

Meanwhile, the video has spawned poems and witty remarks of all sorts, some of which are given below. Our favorite is the serious poem by Pat Davey. Just imagine what a tragic thing it would be if the cameraman's statement, as given in our last issue, were true: Killing a helpless creature with a rifle butt may be acceptable in earthly warfare, but it hardly seems like the proper way to treat interplanetary visitors (if any!)

In our humble opinion, if anything more sensational than a Mogul balloon crash occurred at Roswell, it had nothing to do with space aliens, but rather, it had some connection with illegal and immoral radiation experiments or germ warfare experiments, conducted in secret by the U.S. Military. If this is the case, the records will certainly not be found, nor will the mystery ever be solved.


Our poet/artist friend Pat Davey saw "Alien Autopsy" on Fox TV as did most of us, and she was inspired to write the following:
He says he doesn't
want to get involved
but there's the proof
of life on other worlds
The crashed starshIp
and the small gray starman
lying beside it in the desert
The alien is crying
into the small black box it holds
"This in the greatest thing
since the Flood," the young nan says
as he and the soldier approach
the alien cries louder
like a mewling wildcat
trapped between the broken starshIp
and these two earthlings

It clutches the black box
as the soldier tries to grab it
"I don't want to get
involved,"  The young man shouts
as the soldier clubs the alien
with the butt of his gun
on the side of its overlarge head
Takes the box easily
The alien breathes its last
"I wonder how many star systems
that little bugger has been to?"
ho says as they walk away.

SANTILLI'S GREY (Sung to the melody of 'Chantilly Lace' by the Big Bopper)

Santilli's 'Grey', that fucked-up leg
Oval-like eyes, open wide
On it's butt with a pooched-out gut
What a way to die!

There ain't nothin' in the world like a six-fingered girl
Who is all cut open, I wanna go elopin'
With this alien dame and her sawed-off brain.
Oh baby, that's a-what I like!!

-Adam Gorightly

The Roswell crash is here to stay
It will never Die
It was meant to be that way
Though I don't know why.
I don't care what the people say
The Roswell crash
is here to stay.
(Apologies to Danny & the Juniors)


TIDBITS OF TRASH:


Cartoon


UPDATE ON JAMES RANDI:

The rash of lawsuits a few years ago between anti-psychic activist James ("The Amusing") Randi and alleged psychic Uri Geller of England now seems to have finally died out; but unrepentant Randi still has a fierce pen. In a challenge to seven of our American states that have laws on the books against "blasphemy", the aging Randi had this to say (as quoted in "Skeptic" Magazine):
"...My opinion (is) that the notion of a god is a basic superstition and that there is no evidence for the existence of any god(s). Further, devils, demons, angels and saints are myths; there is no life after death, no heaven or hell; the Pope is a dangerous, bigoted medieval dinosaur, and the Holy Ghost is a comic-book character worthy of laughter and derision. I accuse the Christian god of murder by allowing the Holocaust to take place - not to mention the 'ethnic clensing' presently being performed by Christians in our world - and I oondemn and vilify this mythical deity for encouraging racial prejudice and commanding the degradation of women..."

The question is: Will God sue???


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