"You are... a boil on the ass of ufology"
-JOHN KEEL, writing in the March 25th, 1977 issue of "Saucer Glues" (one of the former names of "Saucer Smear)

Saucer Smear


OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
EDITOR AND STILL
SUPREME COMMANDER:
James W. Moseley, J.S.

NON-SCHEDULED
NEWSLETTER
Volume 41, No. 8
November 1st, 1994

MAILING ADDRESS:
P. 0. Box 1709
Key West, FL 33041


OFFICIAL AIR FORCE REPORT CONFIRMS SAUCER SMEAR'S MOGUL BALLOON STORY RE THE ROSWELL INCIDENT

As most of our readers know, Congressman Steven Schiff of New Mexico initiated, in February of this year, a General Accounting Office (GAO) audit to locate all records related to the infamous 1947 Roswell Incident and to determine if all such records were properly handled. The GAO audit, still in progress, is entitled "Records Management Procedures Dealing with Weather Balloon, Unknown Aircraft, and Similar Crash Incidents". Note that the possible spaceship angle was deliberately downplayed by the Congressman in order not to bog down in that particular controversy.

The GAO audit involved a number of different government agencies, but focused on the Air Force, which, in a "preemptive strike", has gone public with their conclusions months before the GAO investigation can possibly be completed. Since the basic Air Force conclusion is that nothing more un- earthly than a Mogul balloon was involved, ufologists are (naturally) now up in arms. All the leading Roswell/UFO authorities have picked the Air Force report to pieces, and Stanton Friedman in particular has issued a paper severely criticizing a New York Times summary of the Air Force's conclusions.

There are, no doubt, errors of omission and commission in the official report, which admits that the Air Force did not even attempt to interview all the Roswell witnesses (running into hundreds) that civilian researchers have located over the years. This makes sense, especially since most of these witnesses are dead; but one wonders, for example, why an obvious witness like mortioian Glenn Dennis, who claims to have second-hand knowledge about alien bodies at Roswell, was not interviewed. He is alive, easy to find, and is connected with one of the two flying saucer museums that have sprung up in the town of Roswell in recent years. He was silent on the subject for many years, but has certainly made up for it lately.

We of "Smear" continue to agree with Roswell researcher Karl Pflock, who is satisfied with the Mogul balloon explanation re the Roswell debris site, but is unable to completely dismiss the alien bodies/crashed spacecraft rumors re the so-called crash site - as the Air Force does. The Air Force is correct, however, in stating that the pro-UFO researchers can't agree among themselves on the location of the crash site, the number of bodies, the description of the alleged spacecraft, etc. It has been theorized that two separate weird events may have happened at nearly the same time, back in July of 1947, but neither event necessarily involves a spacecraft.

Many parts of the Air Force report do make a lot of sense to us, if no one else. Arguing against the spaceship hypothesis, the 23-page report states in part:

...If some event happened that was one of the `watershed happenings' in human history, the U.S. military certainly reacted in an unconcerned and cavalier manner. In an actual case, the military would have had to order thousands of soldiers and airmen, not only at Roswell but throughout the United States, to act nonchalantly, pretend to conduct and report business as usual, and generate absolutely no paperwork of a suspicious nature, while simultaneously anticipating that 20 years or more into the future people would have available a comprehensive Freedom of Information Act that would give them great leeway to review and explore government documents. The records indicate that none of this happened; or if it did, it was controlled by a security system so efficient and tight that no one, U.S. or otherwise, has been able to duplicate it since. If such a system had been in effect at the time, it would have also been used to protect our atomic secrets from the Soviets, which history has showed obviously was not the case. The records reviewed confirmed that no such sophisticated and efficient security system existed.
Pro-UFO extremists such as Ed Komarek of ORTK insist that the real Roswell records are so highly classified that they will never be released. But the Air Force report states:
...With regard to highly classified records, it should be noted that any programs that employ enhanced security measures or controls are known as Special Access Programs (SAPs)...If the Air Force recovered some type of extraterrestrial spacecraft and/or bodies and was exploiting this for scientific and technological purposes, then such a program would be operated as a SAP. SAF/AAZ, the Central Office for all Air Force SAPs, has knowledge of and security oversight over all SAPs. SAF/AAZ categorically stated that no such Special Access Program(s) exists that pertain to extraterrestrial spacecraft/aliens...
Furthermore, the Report states that all personnel with knowledge about Roswell have been released from their security oaths, if any, and are able to talk freely about the Incident without fear.

We believe that there is no spaceship-oriented cover-up regarding Roswell, but we do feel that the bodies described by several first-hand and second-hand witnesses do need to be explained. The Roswell Incident remains a frustrating paradox - it can't be a significant event, and yet it might be.


LAWSUIT TIME AGAIN:

We have received a malicious letter from one Erik Beckjord of California, who purports to be a researcher in monsters, crop circles, and even UFOs. This letter, threatening a lawsuit, is printed later on in this issue, and you can judge it for yourselves.

We have followed Beckjord's activities for quite a few years, and have met him several times. It seems he always needs to be in a blood feud with someone, in order to make himself feel better. When we last met Erik in 1993 at "UFO Expo West", he was feuding with researcher Gary Schultz, and was also angry at Inner Earth advocate Harley Byrd because of a "death threat" letter he claimed Byrd had sent him.

In recent months, we have tried in vain to calm down both Beckjord and Byrd, whom we know slightly. We have also continued to comment on the matter in "Smear". Beckjord, however, has (by phone) taken it upon himself to demand that we print nothing whatever by or about Harley Byrd in "Smear", and this we have refused to do. (Freedom of speech, and all that sort of thing!)

In our August 15th issue, at the top of Page 7, we printed several allegations Byrd made in a letter to us about Beckjord. We can't vouch for all of these allegations personally, but we know at least one of them is absolutely true because we were right there when it happened: Says Byrd, "1993: UFO EXPO WEST - Erik attacks me at my booth, drunk, yelling where are my degrees from; where did I go to school, etc., etc." This totally unnecessary scene was created by Beckjord in a public place, in front of other people.

As we have stated before, Harley Byrd does have serious psychological problems. He is in our opinion more delusional than Beckjord, but less disagreeable. Erik feels strongly that Byrd should leave the UFO field, and Byrd feels the same way about Erik. Quite possibly they are both right about each other. At one point the proprietor of "UFO Expo" reached this very same conclusion!


MISCELLANEOUS RAVINGS:


UFO CONVENTION ROUND-UP:


TIDBITS OF TRASH:


LETTERS TO YE OLDE EDITOR:


No Contest Plea Set in Seduction Case

MINDEN - A 59-year-old Stateline man has pleaded no contest to charges that he used a space alien story to lure an underage girl into his bed. Barry Alan Briskman, whose trlal on sexual seduction and drug charges was to start Tuesday, entered the plea after Distrlct Judge Norm Robison said he woutd allow testimony about a similar scheme in Los Angeles.

Prosecutors said the teenaged Tahoe girl smoked marijuana with Brlskman who then told her he was from another planet and that if she had sex with him, he could give her immunities from all kinds of diseases.



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